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Monday funny hookers

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their
    10th wedding anniversary when the wife says
    "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession, before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
    The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says
    "My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you,
    in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?"
    She said, "I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Parramatta."
     
  2. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Good to see you're back from Africa PJ.  You didn;t bump into Carney and Co. while there?
     
  3. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Ha- no, no Carney and co. ....I wrote an editorial in the paper warning people of the facebook scam and have copped plenty of lost in Africa jokes since....
    I'm thinking I might get back on facebook shortly...missing out on too many invites to parties...doesn't anyone send them out these days!
     

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