Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by TagMonster, Mar 20, 2016.
Greg Inglis, the Rhodes Scholar of the NRL
I take you mean that GI has been to the Rhodes ikea?
That is where he learnt his maths.
An Off-Rhodes scholar.
Hey, how long do 2 minute noodles take to cook?
More than 2 bloody minutes lol
Inglis can apparently do it in 1 minute
GI seems to have been studying Terrence Howard's maths...
2 points is only two points if you believe it's two points, it's completely arguable and reasonable got 1 point to equal 2 points. Numbers are just a control measure man, brought on by the government, to control us and keep us down-trodden......
Note: I do not actually believe that rubbish
He's a bit dopey these days after deliberately dumping himself on his own head every time someone lifted him off his feet in a tackle, to draw a penalty.
Maybe he just thought field goals work like contracts.
sign one, get 2 lots of payments.
It did look like he was yelling "free boat" as he kicked it
Ref: Greg, a field goal is worth only one.
GI: Yes, and if one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be..
Ref: *confused, gives GI penalty to shut him up*
Letters & Numbers-
how would Lily Serna break it down?
"Well, the 1 Drop-kick, plus the fact GI is a Drop-kick, which equals 2 points..."
That reminds me of the matt dunning fg when Waratahs needed a try for bonus pts in last play of the day matt (of all people) kicked a field goal. Still talked about as one of the dumbest things done on a football field. This is even better (worse)
GI actually calculated that (1+6) > 8
I'm reminded of that time mon
As he started to kick it, souffs fans were thinking "were going to win!"
Yeah, that was the funniest part - although if the Rabbids miss the Top 8 by a point, GI will look like a genius
This is all a bit of a misunderstanding. As part of the new TV rights deal, channel 9 had it written into the contact that the GI love also applied to field goals.
Section 3.2 clearly states that all GI field goals are wirth 2 points, and all the commentators must also have hard ons when calling his name.
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