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Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by TagMonster, Mar 20, 2016.

  1. TagMonster

    TagMonster Well-Known Member

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    Enough Said received_10153608923202632.jpeg
     
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  2. HoldenV8

    HoldenV8 Well-Known Member

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    Greg Inglis, the Rhodes Scholar of the NRL
     
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  3. Lyonstomenzies

    Lyonstomenzies Well-Known Member

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    I take you mean that GI has been to the Rhodes ikea?

    That is where he learnt his maths.
     
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  4. wedgetail eagle

    wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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    An Off-Rhodes scholar.
    Hey, how long do 2 minute noodles take to cook?
     
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  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  6. HoldenV8

    HoldenV8 Well-Known Member

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    More than 2 bloody minutes lol

    Inglis can apparently do it in 1 minute :p
     
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  7. Loobs

    Loobs I am not really Scott Penn Premium Member

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    GI seems to have been studying Terrence Howard's maths...
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    2 points is only two points if you believe it's two points, it's completely arguable and reasonable got 1 point to equal 2 points. Numbers are just a control measure man, brought on by the government, to control us and keep us down-trodden......

    Note: I do not actually believe that rubbish
     
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  9. eaglebuzz

    eaglebuzz Well-Known Member

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    He's a bit dopey these days after deliberately dumping himself on his own head every time someone lifted him off his feet in a tackle, to draw a penalty.
     
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  10. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Maybe he just thought field goals work like contracts.

    sign one, get 2 lots of payments.
     
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  11. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    It did look like he was yelling "free boat" as he kicked it
     
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  12. Loobs

    Loobs I am not really Scott Penn Premium Member

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    Ref: Greg, a field goal is worth only one.
    GI: Yes, and if one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be..
    Ref: *confused, gives GI penalty to shut him up*
     
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  13. wedgetail eagle

    wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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    Letters & Numbers-
    how would Lily Serna break it down?
    "Well, the 1 Drop-kick, plus the fact GI is a Drop-kick, which equals 2 points..."
     
  14. southsideeagle

    southsideeagle Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    That reminds me of the matt dunning fg when Waratahs needed a try for bonus pts in last play of the day matt (of all people) kicked a field goal. Still talked about as one of the dumbest things done on a football field. This is even better (worse)
     
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  15. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    GI actually calculated that (1+6) > 8 :fearscream:

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  16. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I'm reminded of that time mon
    .....and missed
     
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  17. manlyfan76

    manlyfan76 Parra Trolls are the best. Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    As he started to kick it, souffs fans were thinking "were going to win!"
     
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  18. wombatgc

    wombatgc Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  19. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Yeah, that was the funniest part - although if the Rabbids miss the Top 8 by a point, GI will look like a genius :nerd:
     
  20. Lyonstomenzies

    Lyonstomenzies Well-Known Member

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    This is all a bit of a misunderstanding. As part of the new TV rights deal, channel 9 had it written into the contact that the GI love also applied to field goals.
    Section 3.2 clearly states that all GI field goals are wirth 2 points, and all the commentators must also have hard ons when calling his name.
     

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