Luke Walsh Is A Menace

[The Quirkster]

I've been watching the 2010 Quarter Finals between the Raiders and Penrith.

Well, I had been. Apparently I lost consciousness due to his utter underwhelming performance, and my head slammed into the table.

I now have half a sandwich stuck to my face and can't remember my name.

If anyone does remember my name, please let me know. I've hired an elite kill squad to take out Luke Walsh. They may all be 8 years old, but they are very enthusiastic. All I need now is a number of small balaclavas.

 

[nightster]

you toking , popping or snorting?

 

[jbb/james]

I've been watching the 2010 Quarter Finals between the Raiders and Penrith.

Well, I had been. Apparently I lost consciousness due to his utter underwhelming performance, and my head slammed into the table.

I now have half a sandwich stuck to my face and can't remember my name.

If anyone does remember my name, please let me know. I've hired an elite kill squad to take out Luke Walsh. They may all be 8 years old, but they are very enthusiastic. All I need now is a number of small balaclavas.

What kind of table was it ? I like wooden tables the best

 

[Stevo]

you toking , popping or snorting?

Vaping would be my guess

 

[Chip and Chase]

you toking , popping or snorting?

My guess is huffing - that does weird things to your brain.

 

[The Quirkster]

you toking , popping or snorting?

Nope, I just got Walshed.

Apparently it's not uncommon. Many people have reported the same symptoms while watching Luke Walsh. It's not as bad as Hasson Syndrome, but it still causes great distress.

 

[Woodsie]

I'm old. My head just hits the table for no reason at all.

 

[nightster]

... its cause you're old Woodsie

 

[manlyfan76]

you toking , popping or snorting?

Shelfing.

 

[StuBoot]

Shelfing.

Whoever came up with that f$%ked up way to get f$%ked up?

 

[Freagle]

I have the opposite problem. Tables keep jumping up out of nowhere and smacking me in the head. I am completely blameless.

 

[eagleron]

I'm old. My head just hits the table for no reason at all.

My head and my table have the occasional coming together which is usually associated with consumption of alcohol, oh and I'm an old bastard too so perhaps that may also be a contributing factor

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

Does planking have something to do with tabling??

I'm just old and confused these days!!

 

[Shoe1]

What about hanging out in a concrete tub?

 

[PONTIAN SEA EAGLE]

The balaklavas are nice greek cakes to.