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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Guest, Jul 7, 2009.

  1. Guest

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    A man is in bed with his Thai-girlfriend.

    After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his dangly bit, something she had lovingly done on many occasions.

    Rather enjoying it, he turns and asks her: 'Why do you love doing that ?'



    She replies: 'Because I really miss mine...'
     
  2. OneEyedEagle

    OneEyedEagle Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Didn't see that one coming tookey.

    Have you ever been to Singapore and the five floors of whores. Just don't go past level 3 because the Lady....... boys!!!!!! have that something special and some you just can't tell without a ultrasound machine.
     
  3. Fro

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    I thought Mooseheads in Canberra was called "5 floors of whores"

    mind you a brothel in singapore is probably more classy than our nations capital on a weekend :)
     
  4. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    Last time I was in Singapore it was known as four floors of whores....maybe there has been an extension. 
     
  5. OneEyedEagle

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    Was there last year for work and rest assured its 5 floors however if your heterosexual no need to go past level 3.

    Level 1 and 2 are mainly all Asian girls and level 3 have mixed between the Russian / (Baltic girls) and Asian’s also. As soon as you walk into the place they all love you and latch on stronger than a leech……. Love you very loooooooooooooong time.

    If you’re really adventurous then Level 4 and 5 is for you, just make sure you do a pat down first or better still take it to the Gynaecologist for an ultrasound just to be on the safe side.

    Actually my ex boss that I used to work for was a ex navy man (submarines) and the story’s he used to tell me when they used to get into port.    :-X  :-[  :eek:
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I have a US Navy man as a boss now....it seems an interesting life!~
     
  7. OneEyedEagle

    OneEyedEagle Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Dan, you should talk to him about some of his port visits, I bet he has some interesting stories to tell.
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Dan, you should talk to him about some of his port visits, I bet he has some interesting stories to tell.
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    next time I visit DC i will ask him a few, though he tends to yell a lot instead of talking, I think he still thinks he is in the navy sometimes. Good guy, but I am a fairly anti-authoritarian person
     
  9. ManlyBacker

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    I had a boss, ex US Navy, who headed up Asia Pacific and sometimes I felt he still considered every city he visited another port after a tour of duty. :) They love their service days.
     

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