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James Packer, where are you?

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by silvertail, Mar 21, 2014.

  1. silvertail

    silvertail Well-Known Member

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    G'day James,

    I'd like to ask a favour. Could you please grant a gift of 1 billion dollars to the mighty manly sea eagles. Your generosity would be greatly appreciated.

    In these difficult times, all clubs are battling to make sense of the salary cap. My beloved sea eagles need a benefactor to see the way through these murky waters and maintain their stance as a premier club. Your association with our great club would prove to be mutually beneficial.

    The current battle over the future services of Peta Hiku has stressed the current administration of the salary cap to its tipping point. The over-stocked bulldogs are dirty enough to poach a key utility player from us. Simply, the pursuit of an equitable salary cap has become a sad joke.

    The time has come to end this nonsense and allow clubs to flourish or die, based on their ability to fund market competitive contracts. To do this, our club would require a 1 billion dollar reserve to firstly fight the good fight to outlaw the salary and definitively, to double our current players contract value.

    The super league war, and your fathers involvement, is near to all of our hearts. Your dad was a one time good mate of Arko's. I think he would be mightily proud of your decision to back our club.

    A beautiful future awaits you,the mighty sea eagles and all of their fans.

    Yours sincerely,

    Silvertail
     
  2. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Besides, buying equity in Souths would make you a massive loser...
     
  3. rifraff

    rifraff Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I think we could learn to love him too. Unlike his ex-wives
     
  4. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Learn to love him? He's rich isn't he, and what's not to like about a gambling mogul?
    Aw the hell with it, if we are going for rich let's ask the Catholic Church to sponsor us.
     
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  5. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Not a good idea ,I want my kid's to feel safe at Brookie !!
     
  6. mozgrame

    mozgrame Well-Known Member

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    Some hard decisions will have to be made on this quest. These decisions will certainly separate the men from the boys. (Something the Catholic Church should have done years ago)
     
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  7. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    That's classic, I'll get myself off the floor now!!
     
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  8. bob dylan

    bob dylan Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    They would of needed a crow bar to separate them.
     
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