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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Nutzcraw, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Saw this in Zoo Weekly last week.. thought it was a beauty!

    Wife: "If i died would you get married again?"
    Husband: "Definately Not!"
    Wife: "Why not - Don't you like being married?"
    Husband: "Of Course i do"
    Wife: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
    Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again"
    Wife " You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face)
    Husband: (makes audible groan)
    Wife "Would you live in our house?"
    Husband: "Sure, it's a great house"
    Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
    Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    Husband: "That would seem the logical thing to do"
    Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    Husband: "No, she's left handed"
    Wife: ---Silence---
    Husband: "****!"
     
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    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Hilarious, I shouldn't have been drinking when I read that last bit.
     
  5. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    hahaha took a few goes mate???
     

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