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Help from you under 25s

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Aug 3, 2006.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Gentleman I have to come up with a script for an advert to sell pizza to a demographic that is under 25s listening to a dance/hip hop/electronic radio station.

    For the first time in my life I am feeling old and realising my inbred Gen X cynicism. My inclination is to say something like "We don't do **** ty pizzas like Pizza Hut" but I think that works better with 25s to 45s.

    I'd appreciate any ideas you have. I always aim for my marketing to be "remarkable" so it is not just heard, but talked about. So in many respects the further out the ideas the better. I'm hoping to capture a myspace.com feel and certainly want to avoid the cringe factor that you get with most ads.

    The winning idea wins a free gourmet pizza when the person is next in Dubbo.
     
  2. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Whats the shop called Mata?
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    just say
    Get pissed, get our pizza, it doesnt go through you like izza hut does
     
  4. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    How about

    Gordon Estate Pizzeria - The Jason King of Pizzas
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    pizza, beer...they go together like the gordon estate and bonfires
     
  6. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    You can get it riffin', you can get it sniffin'
    After a b & e, nothin's more fillin'
    Grab a crust before the bust
    and those coppas give ya a grillin'
     
  7. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    nice MB but remember who they are marketing to!

    your better of just saying

    Gets your piaza and ****!
     
  8. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    It's for Broken Hill, not Dubbo lads. Good suggestions but not quite attuned to the outback.

    Name of the establishment is Piuzza Runners - I hate the name but it is what I have inherited.
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    ok insensitve but

    eat pizza its better than topping yourself or living out here!
     
  10. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    If its for Broken Hill:

    "All our toppings are from South Australia, none of that New South Wales ****!!""

    or given the shortage of women out there, and the demographic:

    "Seen the movie 'American Pie'? Well, you can do more than just eat our pizzas!"
     
  11. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    pizza runners, lets face it it is the best thing that will happen to you in this town!
     
  12. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    bck on the broken hill suicide theme (biggest rate of youth suicide in Australia isn't it?)

    Why top your self when you can top our pizza's
     
  13. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    The people that remain there are fiercely proud of the place. While I agree with the sentiment, it ain't gunna work!
     
  14. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    You should've watched big brother :naughty:

    You'll need some bloke who says "like" and "dude" every sentence. With a few F's thrown in.
     
  15. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    Eat our pizza you dickheads
     
  16. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Don't go brolic or buggin
    Don't be played by da big playas
    Our pizzas Off-the-Hook
    Ay yo trip the Runner


    Translation
    Don't get tough or foolish
    Made a fool by the big companies
    Our pizzas are unbelievably great and fresh
    So check out the Runner
     
  17. Normie

    Normie Well-Known Member

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    The only thing cardboard about our pizzas, are the boxes!

    If you want to taste pizza flavoured cardboard, then eat the box!
     
  18. c_eagle

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    eat this pizza! (or don't, whatever..)
     
  19. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I like c_eagle's that would stick in my head most.

    the whole idea of whatever makes it more sticky

    Pizza Runners, eat our pizza, or don't whatever

    that works for me... good work
     
  20. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    I'm with Fluffy...although I havent fit into the under 25 demographic for over 12 years
     

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