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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by earl, Nov 15, 2006.

  1. earl

    earl Active Member

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    In light of the God Exist thread doing my head in trying to get around all that Energy and physics crap , I thought id give my ego a little boost.

    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
    >>
    >>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
    >>live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
    >>then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
    >>which is why I would not live forever,"
    >>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
    >>
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    >>"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
    >>all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love
    >>to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and
    >>death and stuff."
    >>--Mariah Carey
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    >>
    >>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
    >>important part of your life,"
    >>--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
    >>Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
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    >>
    >>
    >>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
    >>of my body,"
    >>--Winston Bennett,
    >>University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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    >>
    >>
    >>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
    >>lowest crime rates in the country,"
    >>--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
    >>our papers. We are the president."
    >>--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
    >>subpoenaed documents.
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    >>
    >>"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
    >>by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
    >>--A congressional candidate in Texas.
    >>
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    >>"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
    >>--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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    >>
    >>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's
    >>the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
    >>--Al Gore, Vice President
    >>
    >>And .
    >>
    >>"We are ready for an unforeseen event that
    >>may or may not occur."
    >>--Al Gore, VP
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    >>
    >>"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
    >>
    >>--Dan Quayle
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    >>
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    >>
    >>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much
    >>clean air do we need?"
    >>--Lee Iacocca
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    >>
    >>
    >>"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
    >>genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." -
    >>--Joe Theisman,
    >>NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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    >>
    >>
    >>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
    >>certain types of people."
    >>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
    >>Instruc tor .
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    >>
    >>
    >>"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
    >>--Bill Clinton, President
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    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come
    >>from overseas."
    >>--Keppel Enderbery
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    >>
    >>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective
    >>March 1992 because we received notice that
    >>you passed away. May God bless you. You may
    >>reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    >>--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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    >>
    >>
    >>"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack
    >>in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their
    >>heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when
    >>they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
    >>--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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    >>
    >>Feeling smarter yet?
     
  2. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Some classics there!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    I would have thought Ryan deserved a thread all of his own :)
     

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