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Friday funnies

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Mar 6, 2009.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    I got a new Rolex for my birthday from the lesbians next door.... I think they misunderstood when I said, “I wanna watch.”

    This next joke is definitely not a good one to tell to female co-workers....believe me!

    A pregnant lady goes to the doctor for an ultrasound about a month out from the due date.
    After looking at the screen the doctor says to the lady I’ve got some good news and bad news for you.
    She asked for the bad news first.
    “Well your babies got red hair,” the doctor said.
    “Well what’s good news then,” she asked.
    “It’s dead,” he said.
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    nice...I like the second one
     

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