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Fave Lawyer Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Hopium, Dec 16, 2004.

  1. Hopium

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    I've always liked:

    Q:What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of Sydney Harbour?

    A: A good start.


    Simple and very poignant... what's everyone's fave?? I know you all hate lawyers.
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Mine was actually the same.

    I also saw a good larson cartoon I think it was

    It was the devil and he was saying

    Lawyers over there........

    and everyone went over there
     
  3. Hopium

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    Rowan Atkinson Live...

    He played the Devil... similar joke...

    Read out the list "Thieves, over there... and, yes, lawyers, if you could join them too... thankyou."
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    yeah i remember that. He did the same scetch on live aid i think
     
  5. Hopium

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    Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of poo?

    A: The bucket.

    So much respect for the legal profession LOL...
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    can we do nerd jokes

    Q: what did one computer say to the other?

    A: 1000100011101100101101


    oh just so funny
     
  7. fLIP

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    there are 10 types of people in this world, thos who can read binary and those who cant
     

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