Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by tookey, Jun 16, 2016.
It's OK Isaac brad said that I could give you a kiss as long as choc gets the next one.
Dalai - "Choc, is Fiz puckering up for that man? You know that I can't stand him even looking at a younger man"
Keep talking foz while I wrap him up " Bad boy bubby style ".
" You're a lovely woman choc".
Who's up for a nice hot sauna after training?
Former Manly champions reduced to tackle bags.
5k on the nose on number 5 in the fifth at Gosford,dont tell eddie
Foz - " Matty Ballin !! well f*@k me I never thought I'd see the day you'd sign with the Eels, welcome aboard"
Choc - [thinking] - Matt Ballin ??? where do I know that name from ? he sure looks familiar.
Foz: Just try telling 'em you need to go to rehab Isaac. If that doesn't work you might need to walk around with your arm in a sling. Either way it's pretty easy to get them to pay you heaps to do nothing. It's like Centrelink on steriods.
Choc: They paid me to retire FFS!
BA: I know nothing...
Sorry Isaac, when Eddie said he'd send a hooker for me and Choc I was expecting something different.
Dalai to the squeel squad -
" OK guys ...the seasons rooted.....I've got a surprise for you though.....this is as close as any of you under the table money grabbers are gonna get to a premiershop....I've organised for you to go and touch a premirrship winner....be gentle.....if you're nice they might even let you touch their rings...if you're super nice they might even show you their rings from grand final day...ok relax....one line you muppetts."
"2!!! between us we have scored 2 tries since moving to the Eels..."
I'm with stupid (interchangeable)
Foran: "Me and choc have taken the Eels to the cleaners thanks to this prick in front of us here, so how much did sting the Tigers Matt?
De Gois: "Nice to meet you guys at last, I heard we had a couple of big money recruits from Manly but I've never seen you at the games."
Foran: "No we don't play very often"
Dalai: "*&%&* I just trod in something. One of the board members must have been round here earlier."
Due to salary cap scrutiny resulting in removal of all brown paper bags, unregistered payments are now couriered in Foz's sling and Choc's jocks.
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