aap/burp 25/December 2009
Civic leaders across the land last night joined with NRL boss David Gallop in expressing shock and dismay at the scandal to end all scandals. The arrest of probably the best-known and best-loved figure in the game, announced late last night by the Attorney-General himself following a 'meticulous and patient' undercover operation, was greeted with disbelief throughout the community.
Charged with mutiple Break Enter Steal counts, (believed to involve the theft of large quantities of milk and cookies) Santa has been refused bail. His solicitor made no comment except "Deer oh deer."
Civic leaders across the land last night joined with NRL boss David Gallop in expressing shock and dismay at the scandal to end all scandals. The arrest of probably the best-known and best-loved figure in the game, announced late last night by the Attorney-General himself following a 'meticulous and patient' undercover operation, was greeted with disbelief throughout the community.
Charged with mutiple Break Enter Steal counts, (believed to involve the theft of large quantities of milk and cookies) Santa has been refused bail. His solicitor made no comment except "Deer oh deer."