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Baby Balloon

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Mar 19, 2008.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    A baby balloon asks his parents if he can sleep with them for the night. His father, daddy balloon says "No son, you are too big to sleep in our bed", and puts him to bed. Anyway, halfway through the night baby balloon sneaks into his parents room and tries to snuggle in between them, but there is not enough room. He tries and he tries but he cant fit. So, he lets a bit or air out of his father, but he still cant fit. Then, he lets a bit of air out of his mother, but he still cant fit. So, he lets some air out of himself, finally he squeezes in between them.

    He is woken by his father in the morning, who is extremely disappointed in baby balloon and says, "Son, you've let me down, you've let your mother down, but worst of all, you've let yourself down"
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Doug...I am disappointed in you. that was the worst joke I have ever and I mean this...ever heard
     
  3. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    yeah it was pretty bad-it left me feeling deflated. 
     
  4. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    I was waiting for it to finish with a bang.
     
  5. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    I liked it.

    The follow ups from Gronk and Fro were also pretty good.
     
  6. Nutzcraw

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    The joke was ****, gronks reply was good and fro's reply was better. All in all a good save from Gronk and Fro here.
     
  7. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    See I thought I would add a deflated joke to my post but then thought better of it because it would detract from showing how utterly disappointed I was in the joke
     
  8. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    you sound more let down than disappointed Dan. 
     
  9. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    You first one was good... now your pushing it.
     
  10. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    That joke was courtesy of PJ.
     
  11. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Where is PJ the DJ these days haven't had a call from him for a number of weeks now.
     
  12. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    He is on his way down to Melbourne to watch Carlton smash Richmond tonight (he scored us media passes again) and then we are all off camping for the weekend.
     
  13. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    ....dont wake up with a condom in your ass mate
     
  14. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    As soon as Gronk said he was coming I packed my butt plugs
     
  15. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    Fair enough. 

    I've packed my microscope and tweezers so I can return the favour if need be. 
     

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