1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

An Open Letter To God, Allah, Buddah etc

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Lord Eagleton, Sep 13, 2013.

  1. Lord Eagleton

    Lord Eagleton Well-Known Member

    1,260
    530
    Ratings:
    +838 / 24
    Dear God('s).

    Im not a religious man but if you could please make this my big favour for the year i will happily go without for the rest of 2013. Please grant the following.

    *Souths lose by 20 this week.
    *Inglis gets cited for poor sportsmanship for diving during the game. Twice. His reputation then gets cops a battering.
    *S Burgess gets cited for grabbing testicles again as well as a high tackle - 10 weeks. His reputation then gets smashed as a result.
    *Souths get flogged next week by 30, being without Inglis, S Burgess or any ticker whatsoever.
    *Manly win all finals games and win the comp, flogging the Storm in the final 42-nil.
    *Billy Slater is seen crying after the game


    Fondest Regards,
    Lord Eagleton
    London, N1.


    *If anyone else has any particular wishes or desires for the finals series, feel free to post them here
     
  2. Dave Eagle

    Dave Eagle New Member

    23
    15
    Ratings:
    +15 / 0
    Agree to all except Manly beating the Storm by 42... The 40 - 0 should always be remembered by our best game ever. Proudest day of my life.
     
  3. The Who

    The Who Well-Known Member

    7,293
    2,227
    Mona Vale
    Ratings:
    +4,842 / 103
    Sounds like a Sermon from the Stands, to me. Very religious. Ahhhhhmen.
     
  4. Lord Eagleton

    Lord Eagleton Well-Known Member

    1,260
    530
    Ratings:
    +838 / 24
    Hmm perhaps. That was very special being Beaver's last game. If one wish was to not be granted it would be the 42-nil flogging. Adjust it to 30-nil, out of respect to the great Beav

    Seriously though, i really hope Inglis gets caught out diving, faking some kind of cat injury or just anything really. Please god
     
  5. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    12,810
    3,170
    Ratings:
    +6,282 / 44
    Can you get the Flying Spaghetti Monster to work some magic on Snake's hammy.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  6. Lord Eagleton

    Lord Eagleton Well-Known Member

    1,260
    530
    Ratings:
    +838 / 24
    Yahweh, this ones coming in your direction.
    Please let Brett's glorious hamstring's heal perfectly and allow him more speed than ever before. Thanks
     
  7. Central Coast Eagle

    Central Coast Eagle Active Member

    918
    91
    Ratings:
    +108 / 2
    Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on Brett Stewart to fix his hamstring !
     
  8. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

    10,891
    805
    Ratings:
    +1,766 / 72
    I am pretty sure God posts here on Silvertails so you never know...
     
  9. God

    God Well-Known Member

    766
    254
    Ratings:
    +411 / 10
    God here,

    I've sent your request over to the request department but you'll need to wait and see if your request is actioned, the request department gets a little over sensitive about those other false idols you mentioned.

    Warm Regards
    God.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  10. Lord Eagleton

    Lord Eagleton Well-Known Member

    1,260
    530
    Ratings:
    +838 / 24
    I just mentioned a few others to cover more bases, but thanks
     
  11. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    14,788
    5,735
    Freshwater
    Ratings:
    +11,498 / 254
    We could all just trust the abilities of the Big 17 and the strategy of the Little 7-2v :idea:

    Cliffy will answer all you doubters :angel:
     
  12. EagleFromMay1967

    EagleFromMay1967 In bed before the room got dark.

    2,645
    687
    Blue Mountains these days
    Ratings:
    +1,212 / 44
    if you're expecting a Supernatural fix best increase your chances by wishing/praying for something a little more modest, more doable. Such as an istantaneous hamstring fix, or a 100% goal kicking rate for Killer, for 1 match. See, I'm not being greedy, so cmon, Zeus, cough up.
     
  13. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

    16,345
    5,352
    Brisbane
    Ratings:
    +12,762 / 258
    I'm not into praying BUT did we forget anyone?? Surely Mary McKillop ( an Aussie) should get a mention.
     
  14. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

    9,128
    1,149
    Ratings:
    +1,242 / 7
    This really does need to be seen on letterhead.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  15. mozgrame

    mozgrame Well-Known Member

    7,035
    3,023
    Ratings:
    +4,605 / 46
    A quick prayer to Nike - the Goddess of Victory could help.

    Fun fact : Uranus is the Greek/Roman God of the sky. Uranus is also the Father of the Titans. lol
     
    • Like Like x 1
  16. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    14,788
    5,735
    Freshwater
    Ratings:
    +11,498 / 254
    PRINCIPLE OF EAGLES
    When it rains, all the birds fly for shelter. But eagles alone, avoid the rain by flying above the clouds.

    PRINCIPLE 1: Eagles fly alone at high altitude and not with sparrows or other small birds. No other bird can go to the height of the eagle. Eagles fly with Eagles.

    PRINCIPLE 2: Eagles have strong vision. They have the ability to focus on something up to five kilometers away. When an eagle sites his prey, he narrows his focus on it and set out to get it. No matter the obstacles, the eagle will not move his focus from the prey until he grabs it.

    PRINCIPLE 3: Eagles do not eat dead things. They feed only on fresh prey.

    PRINCIPLE 4: Eagles love the storm. When clouds gather, the eagles get excited. The eagle uses the storm’s wind to lift it higher. Once it finds the wind of the storm, the eagles uses the raging storm to lift him above the clouds. This gives the eagle an opportunity to glide and rest its wings. In the meantime, all the other birds hide in the leaves and branches of the trees.

    PRINCIPLE 5: The Eagle tests before it trusts. When a female eagle meets a male and they want to mate, she flies down to earth with the male pursuing her and she picks a twig. She flies back into the air with the male pursuing her. Once she has reached a height high enough for her, she lets the twig fall to the ground and watches it as it falls. The male chases after the twig. The faster it falls, the faster he chases it. He has to catch it before it falls to the ground. He then brings it back to the female eagle.

    The female eagle grabs the twig and flies to a higher altitude and then drops the twig for the male to chase. This goes on for hours, with the height increasing until the female eagle is assured that the male eagle has mastered the art of catching the twig which shows commitment. Then and only then, will she allow him to mate with her.

    PRINCIPLE 6: The Eagle Prepares for Changes: When ready to lay eggs, the female and male eagle identify a place very high on a cliff where no predators can reach. The male flies to earth and picks thorns and lays them on the crevice of the cliff, then flies to earth again to collect twigs which he lays in the intended nest. He flies back to earth and picks thorns laying them on top of the twigs. He flies back to earth and picks soft grass to cover the thorns. When this first layering is complete the male eagle runs back to earth and picks more thorns, lays them on the nest; runs back to get grass it on top of the thorns, then plucks his feathers to complete the nest. The thorns on the outside of the nest protect it from possible intruders. Both male and female eagles participate in raising the eagle family. She lays the eggs and protects them; he builds the nest and hunts.

    During the time of training the young ones to fly, the mother eagle throws the eaglets out of the nest. Because they are scared, they jump into the nest again.

    Next, she throws them out and then takes off the soft layers of the nest, leaving the thorns bare When the scared eaglets again jump into the nest, they are pricked by thorns. Shrieking and bleeding they jump out again this time wondering why the mother and father who love them so much are torturing them.

    Next, mother eagle pushes them off the cliff into the air. As they shriek in fear, father eagle flies out and catches them up on his back before they fall and brings them back to the cliff. This goes on for sometime until they start flapping their wings. They get excited at this newfound knowledge that they can fly.

    PRINCIPLE 7: The Eagle Knows when to Retire: When an Eagle grows old, his feathers become weak and cannot take him as fast as he should. When he feels weak and about to die, he retires to a place far away in the rocks. While there, he plucks out every feather on his body until he is completely bare. He stays in this hiding place until he has grown new feathers, then he can come out.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  17. Lord Eagleton

    Lord Eagleton Well-Known Member

    1,260
    530
    Ratings:
    +838 / 24
  18. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

    5,012
    1,996
    Hervey Bay
    Ratings:
    +3,552 / 32
    Nietzsche got it right..
     

Share This Page