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Air Crash

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, May 5, 2005.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  4. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    I sent that joke to my girlfrind via ICQ. Here is her reply:

    Oh NO! Thats awful!!!

    !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh: !doh:
     
  5. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    She's not Irish is she?
     
  6. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    It gets better though.

    Flipper: I think it might be a joke!

    Theresa: Not funny

    Flipper: Read it again...

    Theresa: Yeah. Cause its in a cemitary.

    Theresa: Weird.
     
  7. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Priceless, absolutely priceless. Please tell her she has made my day.
     
  8. fLIP

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    Will do. :lol:
     
  9. Fluffy

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    I take it she is blonde
     
  10. The Wheel

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    In the words of Super Brat John Mcenroe "You cannot be serious" :shock: !wall:
     
  11. PJ

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    Flipper you should send that in to "Out of the mouths of babes" in FHM I am quite sure you would win whatever prize they had on offer.
    I had a few blank looks from the ladies at work but that's common practice here.
    I told our receptionist this morning that my Dad had sent me to the chemist to pick up his Viagra but they had changed it to a pharaceutical name -Mycoxafillin.
    She told me I shouldn't be discussing my Dads private life with her.
    I said it was a joke and she said not to her....I gave up after that !
     
  12. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    oh dear lord....

    I just tried to explain that one to vicky PJ......

    I got frustrated and told her I had to go!
     
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    I hate having to explain jokes- as soon as you are asked to explain it you have lost any chance of it being funny but for some reason chicks insist on having them explained...
     
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    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I fear for the world when people dont get simple jokes!
     

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