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You can tell ya mum this one

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Utility Player, May 31, 2006.

  1. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

    +514 /6
    A bloke gets woken by his frontdoor bell at about 3.00 am he stumbles downstairs to be greeted by a drunken disheveled hippy. "whats the matter" he asks, the hippy slurs " I was just wondering if you could give me a push". "piss off "replies the homeowner "do you have any idea of the time". With that he slams the door and returns to bed. "who was that" his wife asks. "just some drnken bum wanting a push, I told him to get lost" says the husband. "that wasn't a very christian thing to do" replies his wife, "how would you feel if you were in need and somebody refused to help you". "ok, ok says the husband I will go and see if he is still around. So the bloke goes back down stairs and out the front calling out "hello hello do you still need that push". A voice slurs out from the darkness "yes mate thanks". "Well where are you" answers the frustrated homeowner only to be greeted by "over here on the swing"
  2. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member

    +215 /5
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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