OneEyedEagle
Bencher
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock(Made in Japan ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (Made in China )Â was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(Made in Hong Kong )
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRILANKA), designer jeans (MADE INÂ SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADEÂ INÂ TAIWAN )to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE INÂ INDONESIA ) and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA.
While his coffeepot (Made in China )Â was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(Made in Hong Kong )
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRILANKA), designer jeans (MADE INÂ SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADEÂ INÂ TAIWAN )to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE INÂ INDONESIA ) and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA.
