Jatz Crackers
First Grader
The Plan
In the beginning was the recruitment & player retention plan.
….And then came the Assumptions.
….And the Assumptions were without form.
….And the plan was without substance.
….And darkness was upon the face of the players.
….And the players spoke amongst themselves, saying, “This is a crock of sh*t and it stinks.â€ÂÂ
And the players went unto their trainers and said “This is a pail of dung & we cant live with the smellâ€ÂÂ
….And the trainers went unto their coaches, saying, “It is a container of excretement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by itâ€ÂÂ
….And the coaches went to the club directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer & none may abide its strengthâ€ÂÂ
….And the club directors spoke among themselves saying to one another. “It contains plant growth & it is very strongâ€ÂÂ
….And the club directors went to the board members saying unto them, “It promotes growth & is very powerfulâ€ÂÂ
….And the board members went to President in-a-Fitz (PIF) saying unto him, “This new Plan will actively promote the growth & vigour of the club with very powerful effectsâ€ÂÂ
….And PIF looked upon the Plan & saw that it was good.
….And the Plan became policy.
….And that, my friends is how sh*t happens.
In the beginning was the recruitment & player retention plan.
….And then came the Assumptions.
….And the Assumptions were without form.
….And the plan was without substance.
….And darkness was upon the face of the players.
….And the players spoke amongst themselves, saying, “This is a crock of sh*t and it stinks.â€ÂÂ
And the players went unto their trainers and said “This is a pail of dung & we cant live with the smellâ€ÂÂ
….And the trainers went unto their coaches, saying, “It is a container of excretement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by itâ€ÂÂ
….And the coaches went to the club directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer & none may abide its strengthâ€ÂÂ
….And the club directors spoke among themselves saying to one another. “It contains plant growth & it is very strongâ€ÂÂ
….And the club directors went to the board members saying unto them, “It promotes growth & is very powerfulâ€ÂÂ
….And the board members went to President in-a-Fitz (PIF) saying unto him, “This new Plan will actively promote the growth & vigour of the club with very powerful effectsâ€ÂÂ
….And PIF looked upon the Plan & saw that it was good.
….And the Plan became policy.
….And that, my friends is how sh*t happens.