Time for another caption this...

The bloke who has publicly stated I want to stay here. Crack on Ned.

 

Has a touch of Lowes catalog about it. If I was a betting man, I would think it is Kelly trying to align himself with a crowd favourite. Something along the lines of " I lost you DCE and Foran, but have delivered Ballin". I would think that Ballin being the honourable bloke he is and having more decency in his big toe than the other two, would sign again with the club as long as things were close to fair.

 

WTF is Chelsea got to do with it?

 

I don`t trust any Player that wants to play for Manly

 

He may be a pisshead but he's our pisshead.

 

Hurry up you , get your pics......... Get me the away from this incompetent ass wipe..... Couldn't organise a en chook raffle.

 

This one time at Chelsea i stuck a flute in my. .........

 

Fricken Arthur and Choc promised me a $4,000,000 5 year contract and that I would retire a immortal , the pr1cks never rang once and now I'm stuck working for this goose.

 

So umm Matt, Matty, maaate - sorry about that whole McCullough thing the other day.......

Yeah you just try it dipstick, you think they were upset losing DCE and Foz

 

A pen? Sorry Matt I've only got a Penn...

 

How ed in the head must you be to consider McCulloch over Ballin. McCulloch's not fit to scrape the dirt off Matty's boots.

 

Don't worry Matthew, they'll photoshop the grass in later.

 

"Did I mention I worked at Chelsea FC?"

 

Um ,You don't mind playing by yourself do you matt

 

Matty, you can relax now! With Cherry & Foz now on their way out the door I won't have to royally screw you to take unders on ur contract renewal!

 

Not a caption but I'd just like to observe that Matt Ballin looks great.
Very glad he's choosing to remain an Eagle.

 

Nope I refuse to make eye contact with a ****wit!

 

So you want to stay? Sorry Matt, I'm not sure what to do next. I haven't heard a player say that before...

 

"Soooooooo that's what a real legend looks like"