Tiger's Wood

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He's amassed a fortune through his golfing career, and there are now claims Tiger Woods is using his wealth to try and salvage his public image.

Woods has reportedly paid more than $5m to stop his wife Elin from walking out, and another six figure sum to one of his alleged mistresses, to stop her from revealing details of their affair.

For the moment the 33-year-old's sponsors are sticking by him, hoping the worst of the scandal has passed.

Tiger and his wife are said to be in 'intense counselling' as they work through the ordeal.

There are rumours the couple's pre-nuptial agreement is being re-negotiated to deliver Elin a bigger cut, if they divorce.
 
1. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

2. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

3. What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

4. It seems the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

5. Did you hear Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife asking how to beat him?

6. What do Phil Mickelson, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin and Rachel Uchitel all have in common? They all played a round with Tiger Woods.

7. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said, ''I don't know exactly. Eight, maybe nine … but put me down for a five.''

8. What does Tiger Woods and a seal cub have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

9. Funny,after she hit him, he decides to keep his head down. We know for sure now that Elin is a slicer, the others were hookers.

10. Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement.  According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.

And the Fleet Street headline of the week:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant
 
He's got plenty of cash to throw around. $7 or $8 Mil wouldn't even put a dent in his net worth.
 
He is said to be no worth a billion dollars and has a long time to go in his career. 

Not sure why he got married when he could have just kept rooting as many new women each day as he wanted to.
 
tookey link said:
Not sure why he got married when he could have just kept rooting as many new women each day as he wanted to.
  The wife and kids was surely a good marketing ploy, probably helped him to reach a billion a decade earlier or so.
 
Elin might be a star fish in the bedroom hence he looks elsewhere
 
The Wheel link said:
Elin might be a star fish in the bedroom hence he looks elsewhere

I would be happy to find out and report back ;)
 
The Wheel link said:
Elin might be a star fish in the bedroom hence he looks elsewhere

You should put tiger in touch with lush.  You could rent her out for a couple of million dollars.  At least she would give his club a good polish. 
 
Gronk link said:
[quote author=The Wheel link=topic=182125.msg247008#msg247008 date=1260137995]
Elin might be a star fish in the bedroom hence he looks elsewhere

I would be happy to find out and report back ;)
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get f*cked you gronk - there's only room for one gronk in here. 
 
Tiger has more women on the side than clubs in a set?? It is fascinating to watch the 'role model' image unravel as the true stories come out about this family man. Similar to Warney when his personal life dominated, it would seem he needs to get back on the course and let his playing talk for itself as his family life looks to be as dead as a dodo.
 
TIGER Woods has been reported as having entered an up-market American clinic that specialises in rehabilitation for sexual addiction.

People.com, quoting sources, said that word had emerged that 34-year-old Tiger Woods "entered The Meadows, a clinic in Wickenburg, Arizona, sometime around the holidays – a rumor that first made the rounds last month. The clinic specializes in substance abuse, as well as compulsive disorders such as gambling or sex addiction."

"A sex-therapy expert who claims to be familiar with the situation says Woods, 34, showed up in Wickenburg around New Year's and would likely plan to stay for four to five weeks of treatment. 'He should be out by Valentine's Day or thereabouts', says the source."

;D  ;D
 
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