The 12th Man - Boned

clontaago

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Has anyone heard this yet. Its pretty good, highlight for mine is the NZ team being read out by Rabs to Ken Sutcliffe, probably not as funny as hearing it but this is it:

The hooker is: Varicose Vanicolo
The props: Willie Tell lou a lie and He'll only ever lie to lou
The second rowers: I nearly had a nookie and If she only found my wiener
The lock: is Lighten up a bunger
The halfback is Stacey Jones (No I dont know how to ****ing spell it)
The 5/8: Why's he wearin a silly tuopee
The centres: France is smelly and so it Italy
The wingers: I really want a poo poo and What a pity we're out of paper
The fullback: Willie tawata slip her a tonguey

The reserves:
Jerry Seeu Seeu
I see you too Jerry Jerry
Want any tomata
No I'm ok ta
He'll only feel her titty and
She's silly to allow him

Its pretty bloody funny.
 
yeah mate i got it for christmas... it's good hey

That is a cracking team hahaha

What about:

Bill Lawry: "oh, he's caught.. piss off your out"
Tony Greig: "As he leaves one outside off stump"
Bill Lawry: "Oh tony, that was a close one"

hahah
 
its great, Richie getting a root is one of the funny moments. Just grabbed it from the car so some in the office can have a listen actually.
 

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