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STROKE VICTIMS

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Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Both Betty and Nellie had a stroke.
But Patsy, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.
 

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Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Both Betty and Nellie had a stroke.
But Patsy, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.
What a stupid flasher. He should have leant in a bit more to give old Patsy a feel.
 

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nice work pete!
 

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3/10...yeah that sounds about right
 

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I knew you were the flasher Jatz. But dont try to impress us with lies.
 

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[quote author=DVS Matt]
3/10

How on earth do you know that they stroked only 3 out of the 10 inches Matt ?
[/quote]

1/10
 

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[quote author=Jatz Crackers]
[quote author=DVS Matt]
3/10

How on earth do you know that they stroked only 3 out of the 10 inches Matt ?
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1/10
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Cold day eh ! ;)
 

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