STROKE VICTIMS

[PJ]

Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Both Betty and Nellie had a stroke.
But Patsy, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.

 

[byso]

LOL

 

[earl]

Three senior ladies named Patsy, Betty, and Nellie were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Both Betty and Nellie had a stroke.
But Patsy, being older and feebler, couldn't reach that far.

What a stupid flasher. He should have leant in a bit more to give old Patsy a feel.

 

[Dan]

nice work pete!

 

[DVS Matt]

3/10

 

[PJ]

3/10...yeah that sounds about right

 

[Jatz Crackers]

3/10

How on earth do you know that they stroked only 3 out of the 10 inches Matt ?

 

[earl]

I knew you were the flasher Jatz. But dont try to impress us with lies.

 

[DVS Matt]

[quote author=DVS Matt]
3/10

How on earth do you know that they stroked only 3 out of the 10 inches Matt ?
[/quote]

1/10

 

[Jatz Crackers]

[quote author=Jatz Crackers]
[quote author=DVS Matt]
3/10

How on earth do you know that they stroked only 3 out of the 10 inches Matt ?
[/quote]

1/10
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Cold day eh ! 😉