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Something for Kite and co to work on in the off season

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Kiwi Eagle, Sep 24, 2009.

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  1. Sep 24, 2009 #1
    Kiwi Eagle

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    Have more sex, play better cricket: Kirsten
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    New Delhi, September 23, 2009

    Indian cricket coach Gary Kirsten has spelt out his mantra for making the team more aggressive, and therefore more successful, on the field. Have more sex, he says.

    Kirsten wants the team to be more sexually active. According to him, if the players don't have a partner, they should simply imagine.

    In a four-page document, Kirsten says having more sex will increase testosterone levels, which in turn will increase the players' strength, aggression and competitiveness. Not having sex for a few months can cause a significant drop in aggression levels.

    The document put together by Kirsten and mental conditioning expert Paddy Upton has been shared with each Indian player.

    The document goes beyond the use of passion to increase performance. It asks the players to develop "social, emotional and spiritual intelligence".
     
  2. Sep 24, 2009 #2
    Fro

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    Yeah great idea, encourage more professional sportsmen to get some gash :)

    Husseys quote was great, "I've been away from home 4 months, i've forgotten how to do it " :)
     
  3. Sep 24, 2009 #3
    The Wheel

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    That might have been Husseys problem in Ashes - you cant play good cricket with Massive Sperm Buildup (MSB).
     
  4. Sep 24, 2009 #4
    The Gronk

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    Steve Waugh's nickname wasn't Tugga for no reason - that's a lot of time away on tour. 
     
  5. Sep 24, 2009 #5
    Chip and Chase

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    Another progressive South African thinker.
     
  6. Sep 24, 2009 #6
    Moops

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    But aren't people who don't have sex regularly more on edge?
     
  7. Sep 24, 2009 #7
    kingyfan

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    Kingy has been using this method for the past 18 months now and it is working for him.  I am a bit over it though.
     
  8. Sep 24, 2009 #8
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    That explains why Jason Stevens was such a soft prop.  Obviously Ben Ross hasn't had a root for a few years either.

    The club should purchase Chard Road so that the players can do their pre match warm up there instead of on the oval.

    KE needs to tell the warriors that sex with sheep doesn't improve performance.
     
  9. Sep 24, 2009 #9
    Ryan

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    Jezuz-H - I should be an elite athlete of SOME type in this case.
    Hehehehehehe

    And we've heard all the dwarf tossing competition & jockey jokes before guys - and yes, I have been world champion in both of these events.
     
  10. Sep 24, 2009 #10
    Kiwi Eagle

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    You will find more Kiwis at Souths than the Warriors these days Tookey
     
  11. Sep 24, 2009 #11
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    I was wondering why there was a mob of sheep at Redfern oval yesterday.
     
  12. Sep 25, 2009 #12
    Bradza

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    Hussey was talking about his batting when he said "I've forgotten how to do it."
     
  13. Sep 25, 2009 #13
    Kiwi Eagle

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    The bolded part in the original post also suggests that watching Orford playing league has similar effects as sex for DSM
     
  14. Sep 25, 2009 #14
    clontaago

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    Hand to Gland combat doesnt count mate.
     
  15. Sep 25, 2009 #15
    The Gronk

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    Hand to Gland combat doesnt count mate.
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    Gold
     
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