Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by The Army Of One, Apr 28, 2014.
So who actually won this weeks tipping Bro...?
It's all there for you to read Cuz.
This thread should be stickied!
Bro-Cuz meaning... A man who is officially your cousin, but simultaneously your half-brother. Jack and Pete are cousins. However, Jack looks too much like Pete and his brothers and not enough like Uncle Al. It is speculated that Jacks mother, Gladys, had an affair with with Uncle Al's brother-in-law, Dave. As a result, Jack and Pete are bro-cuzes. However, the truth will never be known...
"I'm My Own Grandpa" Now, many many years ago When I was twenty three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as could be This widow had a grown-up daughter She had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon the two were wed This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life My daughter was my mother 'Cause she was my father's wife To complicate the matters Even though it brought me joy I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if he was my uncle That also made him the brother Of the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother My father's wife then had a son That kept them on the run And he became my grandchild For he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue Because, she is my wife She's my grandmother too Now, if my wife is my grandmother Then, I am her grandchild And every time I think of it It nearly drives me wild For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw As the husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa
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