Slightly politically incorrect joke

[Utility Player]

A young Aboriginal boy is going through his kitchen where his mother is making a cake. He spots a bowl of flour and puts his face into it. With a big grin he turns to his mother and says "look mum i'm white". His mother seeing the mess he has made gives him a smack, his father comes in from the lounge room and also gives him a smack and his grandfather comes in from the backyard and gives him a whack as well.

His mother looks at the boy and says "Well I hope you have learnt your lesson" to which the boy replies "yeah, I've only been white for a few minutes and I hate you black bastards already".

 

[kingyfan]

Good one Pauline.

 

[fLIP]

I wish I was black.

 

[Chip and Chase]

I think even a blackfella could spell flour properly

 

[ManlyBacker]

Reminds me of an oldie, but one mighty non-PC joke.

Q: What do you call 7 aborigines in a jail cell?
A: A mobile.

 

[Fro]

most of the young pricks on here think a mobile is something you make phone cals with MB 🙂

 

[Matabele]

Australia - the hidden South Africa.

 

[Fro]

Australia - the hidden South Africa.

Yeah Full of verbose Rhodesians 🙂

 

[Matabele]

At least we had the courage of our convictions to make our policies official.

 

[Dan]

then run away when it backfired

 

[Fro]

White Australia policy ring a bell Matas? as abhorrent as it was.

 

[Matabele]

White Australia Policy seems to be unoficially alive and well if this thread is anything to go by.

 

[Fro]

Cant say I disagree with that comment Matas

 

[Matabele]

Though I did think you'd pick up the spelling error!

By the way, it's "can't".

 

[Fro]

nobodies perfect Matas

 

[Canteen Worker]

's :lol:

 

[Fro]

At least someone got it