Police Arrest Dog Halfback

[Canteen Worker]

Friday Night: Homebush police have arrested Brett Kimmorley for suspected theft during the week.

Intensive interviewing by a panel of detectives falied to turn up the missing item - Manly half Matt Orford's Book of Fifth Tackle Plays and Options.

However a police spokesman reported that the circumstantial evidence from the final played at ANZ overwhelmingly supported the theft of Orford's book, after he falied to produce one decent kick or initiate a play that pressured the Parramatta defence. Investigations in the matter continue.

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

LOL

 

[The Gronk]

the 80000 dog and eel fans in the one place would have been the highest mullet concentration in the world. 

 

[Chip and Chase]

Kimmorely certainly went back to old habits, playing very late right at the line, which the Eels shut down pretty easily. Can only assume it was a tactic.

He wasn't the only poor player. Ennis went missing for 90% of the game and his passing from dummy half was atrocious.

 

[DSM5]

Combined IQ of zero.  The Dogs choked on their Dally Ms. 

 

[ManlyBacker]

It is hard to understand why the little chip kick wasn't tried by the Dogs. CW is right, it was like watching us with some of the options taken. A lot of the time they only made the 40 mt line on the 5th so I guess going for field position was the thinking. I thought he was damn tough with his tackling considering his face was caved in a few weeks ago.