Oldy but a goldy - If footy clubs were women
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional &
> uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
> want to yawn.
> St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle Macpherson. Past her best but still
> easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
> Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
> recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
> Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth
> scenario: you still wouldn't.
> Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameson porno star. Cops a pounding but are
> always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking......
> Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
> it can get ugly.
> Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
> rough and dirty.
> NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
> Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
> done anything for a while.
> Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
> same father in charge for entire existence.
> Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
> anything.
> Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
> assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
> North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
> good at the back.
> Newcastle Knights - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
> front.
> Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
> quite well.
> Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors
Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional &
> uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
> want to yawn.
> St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle Macpherson. Past her best but still
> easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
> Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
> recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
> Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth
> scenario: you still wouldn't.
> Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameson porno star. Cops a pounding but are
> always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking......
> Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
> it can get ugly.
> Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
> rough and dirty.
> NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.
> Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
> done anything for a while.
> Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
> same father in charge for entire existence.
> Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
> anything.
> Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
> assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
> North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
> good at the back.
> Newcastle Knights - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
> front.
> Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
> quite well.
> Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors
