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[clontaago]

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[Matabele]

ooh ooh ooh ooh

 

[clontaago]

Tread on a bindie Mata?

 

[Matabele]

Mate we're inundated with cat heads at the moment.  The paddock I take a short cut through is infested with them but it's getting to the point where you can't even walk around the house barefoot.

 

[clontaago]

They are nasty bastards too.

 

[fLIP]

Australian bindies are the worst too. They hurt more if your black and vote liberal.

 

[Matabele]

Australians like to think they're the best in the world at everything.  Some clown once tried to tell me that the Burdekin dam is the "biggest manmade lake in the Southern Hemisphere".  LOL

I asked him if he'd heard of Kariba or Caborra Bassa. 

 

[Nutzcraw]

Australians like to think they're the best in the world at everything.  Some clown once tried to tell me that the Burdekin dam is the \"biggest manmade lake in the Southern Hemisphere\".  LOL

I asked him if he'd heard of Kariba or Caborra Bassa. 

Everything in Australia is bigger and better.

It's much like Australian dicks V's Non Australian dicks....

How you got onto comparing manmade lakes is beyond me...

 

[Matabele]

[quote author=Matabele link=topic=177110.msg179745#msg179745 date=1205900883]
Australians like to think they're the best in the world at everything.  Some clown once tried to tell me that the Burdekin dam is the \"biggest manmade lake in the Southern Hemisphere\".  LOL

I asked him if he'd heard of Kariba or Caborra Bassa. 

Everything in Australia is bigger and better.

It's much like Australian dicks V's Non Australian dicks....

How you got onto comparing manmade lakes is beyond me...
[/quote]

Most australians are dickheads.  That doesn't count when it comes to comparing penis size.

 

[fLIP]

Most australians are dickheads. 

Its a good thing you've got citizenship then.

 

[Matabele]

[quote author=Matabele link=topic=177110.msg179773#msg179773 date=1205915841]
Most australians are dickheads.

Its a good thing you've got citizenship then.
[/quote]  That doesn't make me Australian.

 

[Nutzcraw]

Your worse... your a wannabe aussie hahaha

 

[Matabele]

Your worse... your a wannabe aussie hahaha

I see your village still isn't missing you.

 

[Nutzcraw]

I see your hilarious....



Lame

 

[Matabele]

I see your hilarious....



Lame

  I don't possess an hilarious.  I didn't realise it was a noun.