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Mateo needs cornrows

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by ricardo, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. ricardo

    ricardo Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    Watching the past few games I can't help but think Feleti would look great with cornrows!!!

    I think it would improve his game immensely ... Matai knows this, Taupau knows this and now Taffy is getting onboard the cornrow express ...

    What's holding you back Feleti??
     
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    • globaleagle

      globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      Keeps eating the corn?
       
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      • Loobs

        Loobs I am not really Scott Penn Premium Member

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        Imagine if he did and then threw a shocker of an offload or something. This forum would be inundated with calls to sack Matai!
         
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        • HappilyManly

          HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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          Jorge had corn rows at the start if the year - should be a requirement for our LHS.
           
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          • Shoe1

            Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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            I vote Brett cmon Brett get to the hairdresser!
             
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            • Fluffy

              Fluffy Well-Known Member

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              Brett needs to get to yeah yeah hair
               
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              • Beer buzzard

                Beer buzzard Only tipsy on gamedays

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                Watching from the hill with my eyes all the corn row clan looks the same. Lussick, starling and Lawrence look the same too. I can always tell myles though. He is the loafer out the back.
                 
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                • Loobs

                  Loobs I am not really Scott Penn Premium Member

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                  Snake could probably manage a corn row or what it's more commonly called, a rats tail.
                   
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                  • Shoe1

                    Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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                    He could do an Andre Agassi, and have a wig weaved into his remaining hair, with elaborate extensions. It's possible, but Andre advised in his biography that he once threw a match because he feared his rug was going askew, and had to rush off court.

                    However, for league, piece wearers would need extra heavy duty double sided tape. Hopefully the new strength and conditioning bloke has some background in this area.
                     
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                    • rifraff

                      rifraff Well-Known Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                      When you go missing for nine games out of ten.

                      Mateo might already have cornrows
                       
                    • Sheikheagle

                      Sheikheagle Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                      Terribly lazy turnstyle defender primarily responsible for loss
                       
                    • robbiea

                      robbiea Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                      • tookey

                        tookey Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                        He would look better playing in England. Useless defender who will never live up to his potential because he is lazy
                         
                      • wedgetail eagle

                        wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member Premium Member

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                        They could be
                        Children of the Corn..row
                         
                      • damiennp90

                        damiennp90 Well-Known Member

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                        His biggest strength is being a gift style player. Gift never bended the line but had great pasing and kicking game.

                        He throws 1 poor pass then goes back into his shell.
                         
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                        • Sheikheagle

                          Sheikheagle Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                          One difference gift was a great defender Mateo is ****
                           
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                          • Fluffy

                            Fluffy Well-Known Member

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                            What if he got a bustle in his cornrow
                             
                          • double hoops

                            double hoops Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                            LOL yes yes and yes Mon.
                             

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