People. people, people.
You're forgetting the system.
If it's a Souffs player, multiply the suspension by 0.3 then round down.
If it's a Scumdogs player, no suspension will issued unless fatalities have been registered.
If it's a Manly player, multiply by 2.25 and round up. If It's Skivvy, there are no hard and fast rules. Depends on the mood they're in at the time.
He's a damn grub. You'll never convince me that wasn't intentional. I'll add him to the grub list.
Ennis, Smith, Slater, Graham, Burgess and now Lima.