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Dan

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Ok I am sick of people with poor hygene habits.

lets get 1 thing straight right off of the bat.

Splashing Water over your hands for 2 seconds is not washing our hands!!!

Look guys its quite simple: Soap + Water + rubbing hands together for 30 - 60 seconds = washing your hands

its a very simple formula, very simple.

if you unzip your pants even to test whether the zip stil works you should wash your hands.

One guy at work has a rule
"I dont pee on my hands so I dont wash them"

no chump but you touch your tiny little dick. Do you want to eat off my hands after i go to the bathroom, do you want to catch whatever veneral disease i am carying from the weekend?

If you answered no to either of these, then wash your hands.

eegad man

Im not finished with this yet................
 

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What if you can urinate without touching your "tiny little dick"?
<span class='smallblacktext'>[ Edited Thu Mar 03 2005, 11:23PM ]</span>
 

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Im suprised these guys with little tiny dicks can find them to get dirty.

Zap do you wash your hand everytime you touch any foreign object??

Becase they are all covered with germs.

In fact your keyboard is crawiling with them :shock: :shock:
 

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Im suprised these guys with little tiny dicks can find them to get dirty.

Zap do you wash your hand everytime you touch any foreign object??

Becase they are all covered with germs.

In fact your keyboard is crawiling with them :shock: :shock:
This is bringing up images where I just DON'T want to go :mad:
 

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I wash my hands very frequently, before I eat, before I cook, as soon as I get to work and as soon as I get home.

Im the guy at the pub who walks to the sink and washes my hands whilst everyone else makes for the door.

I remember hearing or reading that a toilet seat is cleaner than your work desk :shock:
 

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I went to a private school. We were taught not to piss on our hands.
 

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Only in peoples pockets instead huh mata?
 

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Do you guys think it is any small co-incedence that this bloke is literally always sick. I mean weekly.

tragic, really.

Piss on your hands or not you have pissed from your penis, you then put that in your pants and surprise surprise the germs spread.

Unless you have some jedi mind trick for magically having a slash without having to hold your extremity then you should be washing your hands.

People make me sick!
 

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I dont have the use of such facilities as wash basins.

How do i wash my hands then??
 

Dan

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You dont have a wash basin?

WTF?

on a work site its understandable but in an office or a pub you have to be kidding me
 

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Sometimes im in none of the above.

Dont get to shower for weeks.

No soap

very little washing

and im still healthy
 

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eeewwww unclean, i feel unclean.
very unclean

eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
 

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And just think that dirty old me has most likely sat on the same patch of grass on the hill that you sat on
 

Dan

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oh jeez no.

I think I need to get me a bubble
 

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You guys are whinging about your hands???

Think of where you put those things in women!!!! !ill
 

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exactly hopum, no respect.

but then again our tojers go there too
 

Dan

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I dont even have time to get my pants off champ x) B)
 

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I reckon humans were made by engineers.

Who else would put waste disposal so close to a recreational area???? !amazed
 

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