Joke of the Day

[Fro]

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold
blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
Warm them up."
So the daughter did and her hands warmed
up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and the
Boyfriend said "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl said "Put them between my legs, the warmth of my body will
Warm them up".
So he did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
DAughter.
He said "My nose is cold."
The girl replied "Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will
Warm it up."
So he did and his nose began to get warm.
He lifted his head up from between the girls legs and said "Do you
Know what? I think my penis is frozen
solid"
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"
The daughter replies, "Well they make one hell of a mess when they
defrost, don't they?"

 

[PJ]

Good one...
Just out of interest- when a Minister goes to the wrong church, is that a clerical error???

 

[byso]

Thats a classic 🙂

 

[clontaago]

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses.

When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a gynaecologist........... "