Jobs for Hoppa Snr at Parrascumamatta

[Berkeley_Eagle]

So Parra have give John a job allegedly on the coaching staff there what do you think he will be doing there

 

[Captain Moondog]

Morals and Ethics.

 

[Phantar]

Pointing the finger when they inevitably lose...

 

[Matabele]

Unscrewing the hinges on the visitor's dressing room door.

 

[Ryan]

Who cares. The Hopoate family name is dead to me. Why is everyone so focused on writing about Parramatta?

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

Added a fun topic Ryan

Helping Brett Kenny mowing the Grass

 

[WAMF]

The desperado eels are paying him 200k a year. What a farkin joke.

 

[Bradza]

Unscrewing the hinges on the visitor's dressing room door.

This could be beyond his abilities..............

 

[Ryan]

Sorry Berks...didn't get the meaning of the thread. Thought it was serious....but in that case, I hope it's NOT as a bouncer ! He'd bash the patrons senseless.

I also hope it's not as a juniors spectator....his abuse of the other parents would be worriesome.

 

[Berkeley_Eagle]

Lol that's better

Using his finger to point ppl in the right direction

 

[Ryan]

Lets be fair, compared to the rest of the Parramatta brains trust, Hoppa is Albert Einstein. He could almost pass as their Chief Operations Manager.

I'm actually quite surprised at how well Will speaks to the media (not great), but watching the family being interviewed on the footy show was cringe worthy.

 

[Matabele]

Unscrewing the hinges on the visitor's dressing room door.

This could be beyond his abilities..............

He'll have to grow his fingernails.

 

[Phantar]

Stop/Go man on the dressing room door?

Would his brain be able to cope with that?

 

[The Eagle]

Proctologist

/thread

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Resident ironstine.

 

[tookey]

He is being groomed to take over as coach when the board sacks Kearney next year. The board is intent on Parra retaining their status as a bunch of losers having Hoppa snr in their assistant coaching ranks

 

[Phantar]

He and his family will raise the collective IQ of the Parramatta district to three digits, preceded by a decimal point.

 

[Masked Eagle]

Boxing coach and by that I mean punching bag.

 

[Normie]

He has been employed to look after the player's health by doing weekly prostate examinations!

 

[OneEyedEagle]

His official title will be CKO - Chief Klingon Officer

Before and after each match his finger will visit Hindmarsh black hole (other team members included) and eradicate all those nasty little klingons.