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Jobs for Hoppa Snr at Parrascumamatta

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Berkeley_Eagle, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan

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    So Parra have give John a job allegedly on the coaching staff there what do you think he will be doing there
     
  2. Moondog

    Moondog Amazing Blue Footed Boobie 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    Morals and Ethics.
     
  3. Phantar

    Phantar Well-Known Member

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    Pointing the finger when they inevitably lose...
     
  4. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Unscrewing the hinges on the visitor's dressing room door.
     
  5. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Who cares. The Hopoate family name is dead to me. Why is everyone so focused on writing about Parramatta?
     
  6. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan

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    Added a fun topic Ryan

    Helping Brett Kenny mowing the Grass
     
  7. WAMF

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    The desperado eels are paying him 200k a year. What a farkin joke.
     
  8. Bradza

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    This could be beyond his abilities..............
     
  9. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Berks...didn't get the meaning of the thread. Thought it was serious....but in that case, I hope it's NOT as a bouncer ! He'd bash the patrons senseless.

    I also hope it's not as a juniors spectator....his abuse of the other parents would be worriesome.
     
  10. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan

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    Lol that's better

    Using his finger to point ppl in the right direction
     
  11. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Lets be fair, compared to the rest of the Parramatta brains trust, Hoppa is Albert Einstein. He could almost pass as their Chief Operations Manager.

    I'm actually quite surprised at how well Will speaks to the media (not great), but watching the family being interviewed on the footy show was cringe worthy.
     
  12. Matabele

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    He'll have to grow his fingernails.
     
  13. Phantar

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    Stop/Go man on the dressing room door?

    Would his brain be able to cope with that?
     
  14. The Eagle

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    Proctologist

    /thread
     
  15. Jatz Crackers

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    Resident ironstine.
     
  16. tookey

    tookey Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    He is being groomed to take over as coach when the board sacks Kearney next year. The board is intent on Parra retaining their status as a bunch of losers having Hoppa snr in their assistant coaching ranks
     
  17. Phantar

    Phantar Well-Known Member

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    He and his family will raise the collective IQ of the Parramatta district to three digits, preceded by a decimal point.
     
  18. Masked Eagle

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    Boxing coach and by that I mean punching bag.
     
  19. Normie

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    He has been employed to look after the player's health by doing weekly prostate examinations!
     
  20. OneEyedEagle

    OneEyedEagle Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    His official title will be CKO - Chief Klingon Officer

    Before and after each match his finger will visit Hindmarsh black hole (other team members included) and eradicate all those nasty little klingons.
     

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