INGLIS TO DONKEYS?

No, he is about to extend at the Rabbids

 

He came out and said he's gonna play out his contract with Souths. A lot of reporters are saying its a done deal for 2017 though.

 

Check with Bakers Delight for verification

 

That's was NOT his boat either... So anything he says take with a teaspoon of salt lol

 

Where did you meat him?

 

As a steakholder I'd be asking how reliable his sauces were.

 

I gotta be frank mate, that pun was the wurst.

 

..and if you could get a confirmation from your local Partylite Candles rep you've covered the butcher, the baker and the candle stick maker...the holy trinity when it comes to rugby league gossip.

 

Interesting rumour, but what relationsheep does this have to Manly?

 

Nah haven't heard anything but like all contracts there will be a snag or two in getting it finalised.

 

No need to have a beef with him mate. It's just a rumour.

 

The parties have baristas ironing out the finer legal points of the deal as we speak.

 

I was tempted to have a bet on the rumour, but the steaks were too high.

 

Are you sure your butcher is not telling Porky pies??

 

I agree bones. He deserves the chop for that one.

 

We could keep these meat jokes going for heifer and heifer.

 

I don't know if your butcher is loin to you or mincing his words, but either way I think you've got a T-Bone to pick with him. Personal, I'd be giving him the rissole because by spreading rumours like that he'll end up with no customers and in the porterhouse.