If players were foods

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By lsz on May 8, 2016 at 5:29 AM
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    By @ellakasmar

    Food and rugby league. It is a pretty good mix, but have you ever thought what players would be if they were foods? It's a weird question I know, but here's what I think some Manly players would be:

    Brett Stewart is like Smiths chips. A lifelong family favourite that you can always rely on.

    Tom Trbojevic is like Nutella. You knew it was going to be good but was even better when you tried it, and you can't get enough of it.

    Jake Trbojevic is like a Tim Tam. Everyone loves and appreciates them no matter where you're from.

    Daly Cherry-Evans is like a Caramello Koala. Awesome on the outside and even better on the inside.

    Matt Parcell is like Honey Soy Chicken chips. You're unsure how they'll be at first but when you try it once you become obsessed and keep on wanting more.

    Jamie Lyon is like a Crunchie. Tough on the outside but pure gold on the inside.

    Brenton Lawrence is like Milo in ice-cream form. It was already awesome but came back better than ever.

    Marty Taupau is like a toffee apple. Ultimate toughness.


    So next time you're eating one of these foods, think of the players

    [​IMG]

    Hope to see lots of maroon and white up at Suncorp Stadium!

    Ela
     
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        Show Ella some love after another great article (which is tough considering the lack of games and parra dominated media)
         
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          Pretty sure they all taste like chicken
           
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            Matai is like Chilli dark chocolate, smooth with a surprising kick as it melts :inlove:
             
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            Louis Brown is like blue cheese

            Disgusting the first couple of times but you grow to love it in small doses.
             
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              Love the Jamie Lyon analogy
               
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                Tim Moltzen is like a packet of pretzels. A lot are broken before you even open the pack, they are pretty good but too brittle.
                 
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                  What would zorb be....you'd need 10 pages to describe him.
                   
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                    He would be slow-cooked tripe.
                     
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                      I think someone left the bag open ,Snake has gone stale.
                       
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                        Does he make you thirsty?
                         
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                          Michael Robertson is like salami because... well, just because;)
                           
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                            You suck :p
                             
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                              You can tell there was no club footy this weekend.....
                               
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                                Zorbie has all the mouth watering qualities of an extra large brussel sprout.

                                Note; Mouth watering is also a good indication you are about to vomit.
                                 
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                                  Damn you Mozgrame, I used to like brussel sprouts!
                                   
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                                    DCE would have to be a fortune cookie.
                                    He's a smart cookie and he's worth a fortune.
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                                      Mitchell pearce is No Frills dog food, nobody likes to see their dog with it.

                                      Billy slater is dog shi t
                                       
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                                        I gave you a troll because that's how it works around here. You give me a dislike, I up it to a troll, right? Tit for tat and all that. :p

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