How much are you worth?

clontaago

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I am worth $295 apparently

Smoked pot--$10
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before--$20
Went skinny dipping-- $5
Had sex in a pool-- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex-- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f -- $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative or close friend--$20
Done oral-- $5
Got oral-- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving --$25
Stole something-- $10
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars--$20
Had sex with someone 10 years older-- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27--$25
Cried yourself to sleep-- $5
Cried during sex--$20
Been in love-- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time--$50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it-- $25
Went streaking--$5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Been arrested-- $5
Spent time in jail --$15
Played spin the bottle-- $5
Did something you regret-- $20
Had a crush on your best friend--$5
Had sex with your best friend --$20
Had a crush on someone at work --$5
Had sex with someone you work with--$25
Lied to your mate --$5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
 
ahh what is better to be worht more or less in that poll...because damn there are only a few on that list that haven't been on my plate!
 
Doug I dare say yours tops the $2000 park rather than $295!
 
mine is $295 as well Though it would have been higher but the best friend rathar than friend tag ruined it
 
I'm only $160!!

I'm only young though i can catch up... it sucks that i work by myself and so can't have sex with co worker.. haha

I take it PJ loaded up on the "had sex with someone of the same sex" and also "cried during sex" ones??? :lol:
 
I'm only $160!!

I'm only young though i can catch up... it sucks that i work by myself and so can't have sex with co worker.. haha

I take it PJ loaded up on the \"had sex with someone of the same sex\" and also \"cried during sex\" ones??? :lol:

ha lol no but it reminds me of a conversation I was having with a mate last night- what is the most inappropriate thing you have said during sex...
all I could come up with was telling the g/f I felt like bacon and eggs.
My mate told his g/friend while she was riding him (after meeting her younger sister that arvo) "fcuk- your sisters hot!"
 
[quote author=Nutzcraw]
I'm only $160!!

I'm only young though i can catch up... it sucks that i work by myself and so can't have sex with co worker.. haha

I take it PJ loaded up on the \"had sex with someone of the same sex\" and also \"cried during sex\" ones??? :lol:

ha lol no but it reminds me of a conversation I was having with a mate last night- what is the most inappropriate thing you have said during sex...
all I could come up with was telling the g/f I felt like bacon and eggs.
My mate told his g/friend while she was riding him (after meeting her younger sister that arvo) "fcuk- your sisters hot!"

[/quote]

classy...the most innapropriate thing I have said is soemthing along the lines of "**** your friend Pheobe is hot" the girl laughed....ahhh drunken and drug ****ed teenage parties were the highlight of my teen years
 
I always call out my name......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
Most in appropriate thing i've said - "gee, that went in easy" .... she took it well although not much was said when the deed was done.. just "goodnight, i'll drop you at the station in the morning" :lol:
 
[quote author=Nutzcraw]
I'm only $160!!

I'm only young though i can catch up... it sucks that i work by myself and so can't have sex with co worker.. haha

I take it PJ loaded up on the \"had sex with someone of the same sex\" and also \"cried during sex\" ones??? :lol:

ha lol no but it reminds me of a conversation I was having with a mate last night- what is the most inappropriate thing you have said during sex...
all I could come up with was telling the g/f I felt like bacon and eggs.
My mate told his g/friend while she was riding him (after meeting her younger sister that arvo) "fcuk- your sisters hot!"

[/quote]

hahahhaa that's a good one!!

I once went down the gold coast started drinking about 9 in the morning, headed to the casino, got kicked out of there then went to this other pub got to stay there most of the night til i got kicked out of there aswell, then headed to another pub around 10 was kicked out by midnight.. so decided to walk back to the units... had a big chunder in the garden out the front then caught the lift up to our room.... when i got up there my mate had rang these 2 chicks from back home.. Hot twins, they were awesome... anyways, i sat out the back verandah... my mate obviously took one of them to bed.. the other came out to me with a packet of condoms and just says "are we gonna do this??" hahah i was like 8| but still very :drunk: and then yeah ended up setting a mattress up out on the verandah.

I still love thinking about that story, it's gotta go down as one of the best efforts ever.. to be that pissed and make that much of a dick out of yourself and then just walk home for a root.. ahhh the memories :lol:
 
nutz you and your mate and my flat mates are going out on the piss!!!
 
Mate, you would have been very impressed with those 2 sorts!

I dunno, what they wanted with us 2 dickheads but i wasn't complaining... still see them from time to time
 

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