Headlines you will not see this year

[Rambo1987]

1) GALLOP APPOLIGISES TO MANLY


2) PARRA WIN COMP


3) SHARKS WIN COMP


4) NORTHS SET TO RETURN TO NRL


Please feel free to add your own

 

[Chip and Chase]

SHARKS WIN A GAME

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Xrays reveal Gallop has spine.

Manly capitulate.

Federal politician refuses to dip snout in trough.

DSM5 and Penn admit sexual attraction.

Jatz Crackers accepts mixed nuts.

 

[ManlyBacker]

Hasler admits Gallop killed our season

Souths deny chicken Wing

Storm plan to grapple poor form

Sheen polishes Test team

 

[missing_something]

Orford wins manly a game.

 

[DSM5]

Hasler drops a player on form.

 

[The Gronk]

Ricky Stuart acts like a gentleman

 

[Fro]

Gerald Fitzdennis signs contract extension

 

[Dan]

Manly continue dominance over Storm

Manly Go Back to Back

Bailey voted Dally M 5/8 of the year

 

[DSM5]

Hasler drops Bailey for Lyon at scrumbase.

 

[Volley]

Toyota Cup player to make debut

 

[eagle-rock08]

Manly win minor premiership in 2009. (Sigh maybe 2010, hopefully)

Cronulla win 2009 (or any) grand final.

Gallop admits he had a hand in ruining Manly's 2009 season.

 

[Guest]

Pizza is good for you

 

[dceagle]

Sorry Brett !!! ( Dad made me do it ).

 

[clontaago]

Silvertails supporters remain positive despite lacklustre start to season.

Cuthbertson given City debut on the wing

"Orford stil the won to take us to another premiair ship" says Silvertails poster Fro

 

[Warriorstowin13plus]

MANLY WIN WITHOUT STEWART

 

[clontaago]

I'll give you points for persistance.

 

[Daring Eagle]

Me and Gus are mates: Stuart

Me and Sticky are mates: Gus

Fitzy coming to a chinese restaurant near you

 

[Warriorstowin13plus]

I'll give you points for persistance.

Sorry slow day!!

 

[clontaago]

Every day is a slow day when you wear a bike helmet and catch the special bus to work.