Eels Hit a New Low

Actually it was their 12th spoon. One for every 5 1/2 seasons in the competition. A very 'imposing' stat!

 

Run out of gerbils in NZ?

 

What was Mat Rogers doing at a NZ hospital? All seems a bit suss to me.

 

Eel regret doing that. What a horrible eeling. He will be quick to forget that ord'eel.

 

I think that eel is a bit stuck up in my opinion.

Or at least it was making an arse of itself.

 

Kiwis need to keep well away from eels. Eels were no good for Kearney, now this.

 

Well be thankful it wasn't followed by a wooden spoon.

I wonder how this bloke felt though, given theres the highly probable vs the highly unlikely reason how it ended up his bum.