Earthquake in Harvey Bay

[The Gronk]

**********************BREAKING NEWS*********************

Queensland seismologists are reporting an earthquake measuring 7.3 on the Richter scale with Harvey Bay as the epicentre. 

According to local witnesses, the quake was started by local glittery jukebox creator Dan Hewes, who disappeared up his own arse, creating a black hole, after the Manly Sea Eagles finished 5th in the NRL. 

Hewes had reportedly predicted this occurrence on approximately 1578 prior occasions, and its coming true set off the chain of events. 

 

[CliffyIsGod]

😱 😱 😱

 

[Jatz Crackers]

Jatz Crackers, a resident of Noosa, reported that the earth moved for him !

 

[Dan]

A thousand monkeys and a thousand years hey. This is like the first prediction to ever come true

 

[The Gronk]

well we now know you have to predict something 1578 times before it comes true

 

[CliffyIsGod]

Who has that broken clock quote in their sig?