Does size matter?

[mozgrame]

how narrow or wide the port is would also be a factor, i would think

A sheila once told Col Elliot that he didn't have a very big organ. He said he wasn't used to playing in a church cathedral.

Also, my neighbour says his new Thai wife told him that having a little penis shouldn't upset their relationship in any way. I still don't think she should have one though. I guess I have old school values.

 

[Woodsie]

A sheila once told Col Elliot that he didn't have a very big organ. He said he wasn't used to playing in a church cathedral.

Also, my neighbour says his new Thai wife told him that having a little penis shouldn't upset their relationship in any way. I still don't think she should have one though. I guess I have old school values.

Unless you went to Knox Grammar ..... then things would start to get tricky.

 

[mozgrame]

Personally, I have no idea if my Mrs enjoys mine. I takes so much blood to prime the bastard I pass out. She always seems happy though when I wake up. Unless she's drugging me and sneaking that Mamo mongrel in while I'm unconscious. I'll have to go all "Rob Lowe" now........just to gather evidence you understand.

*cough*

 

[Woodsie]

Personally, I have no idea if my Mrs enjoys mine. I takes so much blood to prime the bastard I pass out. She always seems happy though when I wake up. Unless she's drugging me and sneaking that Mamo mongrel in while I'm unconscious. I'll have to go all "Rob Lowe" now........just to gather evidence you understand.

*cough*

Many years ago I shared a flash pad over looking Manly cove with a female gay friend. One night I stumbled home and found her and her girlfriend in the spa tub together.

Girlfriend ... "come on Woodsie, drop your gear and jump in"

Flatmate ..... (laughing) "yeah, remind us why we are gay."

 

[Woodsie]

Well don't leave us hanging, then what?

I slunked away.. you need to know when to make a tactical retreat.

 

[Ryan]

@Woodsie , size matters in my household mate. Unfortunately for me, I'm all in proportion. My son just turned 13, and towers over me, and has outgrown my clothes and shoes.

In fact, he said to me the other day, as I was taking him, my missus and our daughter to Manly to get some Mexican and Yoghurt Land, "Dad, I have a cool meme for you. You're so short, you could be a hobbit".

He then starts laughing uncontrollably.

I knew this day would come.

Little ****.