This may be an unusual question to post on an Internet forum ... but do we need this? Telstra!!
3 times this year my home internet has gone down, usually for about a week.
You call...
[robot] how may I help you
Me: how about go **** yourself?
[robot] thank you, what is your date of birth?
Me: WTF are you going to bake me a cake for my birthday?
[robot] there is a 20 minute wait to speak to a Level 2 technician
Me: if your Level 2 technician is doing a no. 2 that’s fine but my ****ing internet has been down for a week, what are you doing about it?
[robot] there is a one hour wait to speak to a Level 2 technician because there are many complaints
Me: Why you little ...
Serious question: anyone here survive without a home internet connection? I did for several decades but yes it’s a new world order now...
3 times this year my home internet has gone down, usually for about a week.
You call...
[robot] how may I help you
Me: how about go **** yourself?
[robot] thank you, what is your date of birth?
Me: WTF are you going to bake me a cake for my birthday?
[robot] there is a 20 minute wait to speak to a Level 2 technician
Me: if your Level 2 technician is doing a no. 2 that’s fine but my ****ing internet has been down for a week, what are you doing about it?
[robot] there is a one hour wait to speak to a Level 2 technician because there are many complaints
Me: Why you little ...
Serious question: anyone here survive without a home internet connection? I did for several decades but yes it’s a new world order now...
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