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Dear Asian ladies

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by globaleagle, Apr 29, 2012.

  1. globaleagle

    globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    I'm flattered, really flattered that so many of you want to be friends with me, some of you even want to marry me and you've all gone to such extreme lengths as to advertise this fact to me every single time I log onto silvertails.net.

    It's certainly an ego boost to see you all advertising, and vying for my affection.

    Alas, I am happily married and have never "searched" Asian ladies on the internet so I am not sure who leaked the info that I am interested in you all. (Zorba? You been up to no good again?)

    There is also an ad telling me that 2012 is the end of the world so forging a meaningful relationship seems a lot of work for little return (like the bulldogs record so far, lol.)

    Anyway, please do not be offended and have a nice day.

    GE
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    It all works on relevance to what you, or someone on your machine has been looking up. It then uses keywords in the ads too
     
  3. The Eagle

    The Eagle Well-Known Member

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    I guess it'll give me ginger minge then, sweet as
     
  4. globaleagle

    globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    I know how the interweb works!

    Leave my Ladies alone.

    Someone at the HP factory was a naughty boy with my new touchpad then.
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Too much time on xhamster mTate
     
  6. globaleagle

    globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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    computer says....

    No

    *cough*
     
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    • Dan

      Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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      You'll go blind my friend
       
    • voicefromthehill

      voicefromthehill Well-Known Member Premium Member

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      Oh Sh!t is that how it works, so now everyone on my computer knows that I follow AFL - the shame!
       
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      • globaleagle

        globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        ^ eeeewwwwwww

        Oh, luckily for me there are now thousands of girls who want to travel!

        Well go and buy a friggen ticket then and leave me the hell alone.. What you cant even do that by yourselves now, sheesh.

        :cool:
         
      • Stevo

        Stevo Well-Known Member

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        I get the same thing. I DO NOT look up asian escorts at work. I would lose my job very quickly if that was found. lol
         
      • Dan

        Dan Kim Jong Dan Staff Member Administrator 2017 Tipping Competitor 2016 Tipping Competitor

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        Have you been mentioning lady boys in any threads
         
      • globaleagle

        globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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        none of your beeswax, pervert!
         
      • Stevo

        Stevo Well-Known Member

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        Not anytime recently.
         
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        • Spuds Bodyguard

          Spuds Bodyguard Active Member

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          I can only assume that you mean you do at home though!
           
        • eagles2win

          eagles2win Well-Known Member

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          Bitches please contain yourself around me
           
        • globaleagle

          globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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          Well ladies, I must admire your persistence.

          I mean for months you have been asking me to "find a chinese wife."

          Alas with no luck, you have broadened your horizons to revert back to "find an asian wife."

          No there's more to choose from I'll go check with the wife. Wait here!


          ......


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          ........


          Wife says: No



          Sorry.
           
        • Mals

          Mals Well-Known Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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          GE - they're not so friendly on Tapatalk... Errr they're invisible in fact!
           
        • globaleagle

          globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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          Well... it's good to see them put in the effort.
           
        • byso

          byso Well-Known Member

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          The prime ministers boyfriend may want to meet one of these ladies for an exam.
           
        • Brookie

          Brookie Well-Known Member

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          i too get asian ladies ads, and melbourne storm ones!
           

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