Dear Asian ladies

[globaleagle]

I'm flattered, really flattered that so many of you want to be friends with me, some of you even want to marry me and you've all gone to such extreme lengths as to advertise this fact to me every single time I log onto silvertails.net.

It's certainly an ego boost to see you all advertising, and vying for my affection.

Alas, I am happily married and have never "searched" Asian ladies on the internet so I am not sure who leaked the info that I am interested in you all. (Zorba? You been up to no good again?)

There is also an ad telling me that 2012 is the end of the world so forging a meaningful relationship seems a lot of work for little return (like the bulldogs record so far, lol.)

Anyway, please do not be offended and have a nice day.

GE

 

[Dan]

It all works on relevance to what you, or someone on your machine has been looking up. It then uses keywords in the ads too

 

[The Eagle]

It all works on relevance to what you, or someone on your machine has been looking up. It then uses keywords in the ads too

I guess it'll give me ginger minge then, sweet as

 

[globaleagle]

I know how the interweb works!

Leave my Ladies alone.

Someone at the HP factory was a naughty boy with my new touchpad then.

 

[Dan]

Too much time on xhamster mTate

 

[globaleagle]

computer says....

No

*cough*

 

[Dan]

You'll go blind my friend

 

[voicefromthehill]

Oh Sh!t is that how it works, so now everyone on my computer knows that I follow AFL - the shame!

 

[globaleagle]

^ eeeewwwwwww

Oh, luckily for me there are now thousands of girls who want to travel!

Well go and buy a friggen ticket then and leave me the hell alone.. What you cant even do that by yourselves now, sheesh.

 

[Stevo]

I get the same thing. I DO NOT look up asian escorts at work. I would lose my job very quickly if that was found. lol

 

[Dan]

Have you been mentioning lady boys in any threads

 

[globaleagle]

none of your beeswax, pervert!

 

[Stevo]

Not anytime recently.

 

[Spuds Bodyguard]

I get the same thing. I DO NOT look up asian escorts at work. I would lose my job very quickly if that was found. lol

I can only assume that you mean you do at home though!

 

[eagles2win]

Bitches please contain yourself around me

 

[globaleagle]

Well ladies, I must admire your persistence.

I mean for months you have been asking me to "find a chinese wife."

Alas with no luck, you have broadened your horizons to revert back to "find an asian wife."

No there's more to choose from I'll go check with the wife. Wait here!


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Wife says: No



Sorry.

 

[Mals]

GE - they're not so friendly on Tapatalk... Errr they're invisible in fact!

 

[globaleagle]

GE - they're not so friendly on Tapatalk... Errr they're invisible in fact!

Well... it's good to see them put in the effort.

 

[byso]

The prime ministers boyfriend may want to meet one of these ladies for an exam.

 

[Brookie]

i too get asian ladies ads, and melbourne storm ones!