Classic call

Matabele

Journey Man
Was listening to Triple J tonight and some caller was talking about how he'd cycled from Townsville to Ingham today. 110km.

The announcer asked him if his "backside was sore"

The reply came back:

Mate, my arse is so sore it feels like I've travvelled from Neverland Ranch to the Sydney Mardis Gras all in one day.
 
I know it was funny.. that would've been Scott 'Dools' Dooley wouldn't it.
What was even funnier was the carving they gave Kate from Big Brother- I'm sure you all big fans (or maybe not) but just to fill you in Kate made the comment that blokes kissing each other makes her sick and that she is a complete homophobe. Fair enough if you think that way but you would've thought she might have realised that she was on Big Brother and those comments are likely to come back and bite her (lose her the competition)
 

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