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Channel 7 NRL Prediction for 2015

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Ramrod, Dec 31, 2014.

  1. Ramrod

    Ramrod Well-Known Member

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    I had the biggest laugh watching 7 News tonight.
    They paid two astrologists to give predictions for 2015.
    Wait for it ....

    The astrologists claim the ....

    NRL

    Premiers

    for

    2015

    will be ....

    The Dragons!

    yeah, right.
    Would like to read this again in October 2015 and see how close they will get.
     
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    • BOZO

      BOZO Well-Known Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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      Dragons will win ........ the wooden spoon
       
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      • PONTIAN SEA EAGLE

        PONTIAN SEA EAGLE Well-Known Member

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        Asstrologists maybe.
         
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        • MadMarcus

          MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2017 Tipping Competitor

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          The astrologists must think Benji is a big star.
           
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          • Killer03

            Killer03 Well-Known Member

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            Every year I'd say there are 5-8 teams realistically that can win it, and probably 4 that are no chance. With the middle ones needing a miracle to win it. I would place the Dragons in that bottom 4 with zero chance (along with the Raiders and a few others).....strange choice!
             
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            • SeaEagleRock8

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              I actually put more credence in the astrologists, at least they try to look at the totality of celestial systems.
              I tell Rothfield every year, stop focussing so much on Uranus.
               
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              • eelcatcher

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                Happy New Year fellow Manly fans, Now I gotta head back in time a give my younger self the 2015 Rugby League annual....
                 
              • Shoe1

                Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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                It has emerged that channel 7 gave them constellation charts from the 1950s by mistake.
                 
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                • Masked Eagle

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                  These type of predications always amaze me, but especially on things like the Melbourne Cup. They'll have a lucky number and colours for each star sign. Surely every single sign should have the same number and colour?
                   
                • wedgetail eagle

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                  When the moon is in the 7th house & Jupiter aligns with Mars...
                   
                • lismore_fan

                  lismore_fan Well-Known Member

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                  An oldie but a goodie, WTE.
                  Your timing was impeccable.
                   
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                  • globaleagle

                    globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                    ...... Astrologist Neil Spencer denounced the lyrics as "astrological gibberish".....


                    missing the irony of an astrologist describing something as gibberish....!
                     
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                    • Moondog

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                    • Moondog

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                      2015 Horoscope

                      ARIES
                      A stranger will run past you on a dark street carrying a cake but you will soon forget him.

                      TAURUS
                      This is a big year for you, full of revelations, the biggest of which being the realisation that you don’t hate all mushrooms, only a few.

                      GEMINI
                      The left side wing mirror of your car will be snapped off by a generically distraught man called Greg. You don’t know him but then it’s often said amongst his friends that nobody really does.

                      CANCER
                      Distracted by a forthcoming job re-evaluation, you will forget to aim properly while urinating and soak an expensive overnight bag belonging to your cousin.

                      LEO
                      This will be the year you finally get to sit in the dogs chair.

                      VIRGO
                      In July a man called Todd will dial the landline of your house in error, hoping to book a haircut at a salon six miles away. Without thinking about it, you will take down his name and offer him an appointment for 10.20 the following day.

                      LIBRA
                      On a Tuesday you will go to deliver some unwanted surplus crayons to a man named Russell. As he heads off to the kitchen to make an appalling cup of tea you will stare at his house rabbit and feel strangely desolate.

                      SCORPIO
                      As the year progresses, you become a lot more confident and assertive when shutting farm gates.

                      SAGITTARIUS
                      You will take a train journey in March and spend most of it thinking about the way a girl whose name you can’t remember hugged you outside a pub in Narrabeen in 1976 and wondering if it meant anything.

                      CAPRICORN
                      Nothing happens to you this year.

                      AQUARIUS
                      F**k off.

                      PISCES
                      Flicking through a book you bought secondhand from Lifeline, you will find a postcard from 1989 from a man called James to a woman called Renae. It will offer absolutely no insight to James or Renae’s life or the year 1989.
                       
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                      • PONTIAN SEA EAGLE

                        PONTIAN SEA EAGLE Well-Known Member

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                        Man i'm AQUARIUS chill bro.
                         
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                        • mozgrame

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                          Hahaha! GOLD Moondog. :D

                          Give me a go.. This is from the perspective of a more than slightly jaded astrologist.

                          Aries
                          You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically, you don't give a f##k about anyone. Most people hate you but you don't give a toss. You are the type of person that would ma******te at a wedding.

                          Taurus
                          Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you are bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

                          Gemini
                          Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a real f##King weirdo, the type of person that would kill himself to win a bet.

                          Cancer
                          You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard that would sell a relatives limb to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.

                          Leo
                          The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a common garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leo's are living on welfare.

                          Virgo
                          You love the good things in life and know how to enjoy them, but you're prone to bull****ting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queer and the vast majority of Virgo women are whores.

                          Libra
                          You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an arsehole. For your entire life, people will make a prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. Of course, you will never know.

                          Scorpio
                          You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However, these are your only good traits. You end up puzzled as well to the extent that you screw small animals and love picking you nose. You always have snot on you clothes.

                          Sagittarius
                          You are the romantic type, soft hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. You thrive on incest.

                          Capricorn
                          You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centred sh1t and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is most likely an altar boy.

                          Aquarius
                          You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at least a transvestite. Your ideal sex partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

                          Pisces
                          You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You are a prick.
                           
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                          • Shoe1

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                            I'm an aries
                             
                          • globaleagle

                            globaleagle Deux bourbons s'il vous plait Staff Member Premium Member 2017 Tipping Competitor

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                            Must admit on both those awesome writings....I scrolled straight to mine!

                            well done hippies!
                             
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                            • niccipops

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                              I wanted a turn.

                              ARIES
                              There’ll be an incident involving a garden gnome and a farm animal. You’ll be advised to plead Not Guilty as there’ll be no CCTV footage.

                              TAURUS
                              You will sneeze a lot and not many people will care enough to say ‘bless you’.

                              GEMINI
                              Strong advice not to randomly lick complete strangers in certain foreign countries due to Ebola outbreak.

                              CANCER
                              Do not, under any circumstances, accept any type of banana from a relative.

                              LEO
                              After visiting a pet shop there may be recurring nightmares about fluffy kittens throwing ninja-stars at your eyeballs.

                              VIRGO
                              You might have the urge to spontaneously pretend you have Tourettes. Do not act on this in the work place.

                              LIBRA
                              The majority of Australian Librans will be unhappy during their birth month due to the Manly Sea Eagles winning their 9th Premiership.

                              SCORPIO
                              Someone close to you will tell you that you have no talent whatsoever and you’ll forever think they’re an arsehole.

                              CAPRICORN
                              Travel is on the horizon. Chances are you’ll find yourself in a previously unvisited aisle in Woolies.

                              AQUARiUS
                              The winds of change are blowing. Consult your GP about this.

                              PISCES
                              An event will occur when the stars align during the winter solstice. It won’t affect you but stay away from ducks.

                              :p
                              Manly to have an awesome 2015!
                               
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