bash.org..... a great site

[Dan]

Dont know if there are any other people out there who find this sort of humour funny but there are basically quotes from peoples chats.

for example:

<rom> if i was ever playing hide and go seek I would want Anne Frank on my team.

#519771 +(368)- [X]

<DrSeuss> My dad was calling me gay and ****.
<DrSeuss> He was like "Youre a stupid queer! You cant even get a girlfriend!"
<DrSeuss> Thats when I said "Shut up dad, you dont know anything about my life!"
<DrSeuss> ...
<DrSeuss> So I grabbed my pom poms and left 🙁


http://www.bash.org

its great

 

[Dan]

http://bash.org/?47588

gold

 

[Fluffy]

ahhh if you have been a victim of this you will understand:

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

 

[Dan]

I love that one!

 

[Fluffy]

i dont know what to say, but im shocked, you love tubgirl???

a few others

Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."

i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

 

[Dan]

lol you know what I meant.

 

[Fluffy]

i certainly hope so

here is another pearler to end the day

<Stryst> DSP-: You're an idiot, aren't you?
<DSP-> Stryst: only on days that end with a "y"
<Stryst> DSP-: In your world all days must end in 'y'.
<Stryst> Go away moron.