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Abbott changes for the Sea Eagles

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by ManlyBacker, Oct 1, 2013.

  1. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Tongue in cheek look at the new #1 ticket holder. What changes should he implement for the mighty Sea Eagles?

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    Some suggestions:
    - The final score from games will be witheld until announced at a weekly conference by a 3 star General

    - A picture of the Queen dressed in m&w sartorial splendour to be installed in the Brooky change sheds and Boardroom

    - All costs for attendance at weddings to be exempt from the Salary Cap

    - He becomes the face of Women in League Week. Budgie smugglers to be considered as replacements for player' shorts.

    - Close the ARL Commission. Any losses by Manly to be ignored. Any winning margins by other teams to be deleted from the public record.

    - any Pommie players signing with other teams to be sent directly to Nauru for 9 months processing

    - fund set up to buy old footballs from Indonesia
     
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    • 1969

      1969 Well-Known Member

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      Truth be known, he is probably fit enough to at least cut the oranges...
       
    • ManlyBacker

      ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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      Oh yeah, "a bit of body contact with cheerleaders never hurt anyone" :)
       
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      • Chip and Chase

        Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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        Stick a JWH mask on him and use him as a tackling bag at training.
         
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        • Brookie4eva

          Brookie4eva Well-Known Member

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          And League will get a token one woman.
           
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          • 1969

            1969 Well-Known Member

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            I guess we couldn't get Rusty Crowe to don the numero uno?
             
          • Arko-admirer

            Arko-admirer Active Member

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            The Roosters would be Malcolm Turnbull's team. We know what happened the last time Abbott's forces squared off with Turnbull's. OK there was only one vote in it but I'll happily take a one-point victory
             
          • swoop

            swoop Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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            All staff required to got through the PM's office before commenting to the media.

            Scrap the Coach Tax

            Switch on the lights at Brookie for night games only when it's safe to do so

            Turn back the bulldogs fans.

            Make sure the cheerleaders have sex appeal.

            Scrap the Warringah council.

            Buy the all footy fields.

            Weddings to be authorised only by George Brandis.
             
          • COMMANDER

            COMMANDER IF YOU DO NOT TRY YOU CAN NOT FAIL 2016 Tipping Competitor

            Greatest hero in Australian history.
             
          • Fluffy

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            Reduce the salary cap to $1 million
            Remove the minimum wage for top 25 players.
            Allow sponsors to give 3rd party payments directly to players
            Run buses on game day but only to the spit bridge
            Make all corporate box tickets tax exempt
             
          • Arko-admirer

            Arko-admirer Active Member

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            On Prime Ministers I think we are the only team to win under the last three Rudd, Gillard and Howard (maybe the Storm would if theirs hadn't been stripped). So time to add a fourth
             
          • God

            God Well-Known Member

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            So rather than win on our own strengths will just go into the game with no game plan and let the other team implode and take the win by default ???

            seems like a hollow victory.
             
          • Lord Eagleton

            Lord Eagleton Well-Known Member

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            Ahaha I'm at the gym and I almost stacked it off the treadmill when I read that bit. Middle stump
             
          • Dan

            Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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            He will stop the ferries
             
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            • tookey

              tookey Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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              I thought he would have been better suited to having a number 2 on his back
               

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