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WTF is turf toe?

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by swoop, Apr 10, 2013.

  1. swoop

    swoop Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Tigers star Benji Marshall sidelined until round 9 with turf toe.

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/tigers-star-benji-marshall-sidelined-until-round-9-with-turf-toe/story-e6frexs9-1226617598435

    Turf toe? LOL

    Is it as bad as grass knee?
     
  2. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Or camel toe?
     
  3. Eagles2nv

    Eagles2nv New Team, New Beginnings 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    First i heard of it. i have heard of stubbed toe.

    But anyway for those who dont want to read the article, its ligament damage in the toe.

    I assume its his big toe.
     
  4. MissKate

    MissKate Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    Had to google it when I first heard, strained muscles around the toe, but that doesn't sound half as funny. Sounds like something the donkeys would suffer from not a tiger
     
  5. swoop

    swoop Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Camel toes are rare these days but during the mid 70's and early 80's there were plenty.:)
     
  6. COMMANDER

    COMMANDER IF YOU DO NOT TRY YOU CAN NOT FAIL 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Generally associated with american football players, specifically those on the line of scrimmage who have to explode from a crouch hundreds of times during practice and games.

    Apparently the big toe of the foot they step off on gets a lot of punishment.
     
  7. Shoe1

    Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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    They're making a welcome come back with the "tights but no skirt" ensembles worn by many young ladies these days.
     
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  8. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Moose knuckle
     
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  9. voicefromthehill

    voicefromthehill Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    I thought it was just unmanicured camel toe
     
  10. Clint

    Clint . Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Haha. Nice VFTH.
     
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  11. mozgrame

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    I thought turf toe was the condition first made noticeable by Tony Williams. Sufferers tend to stand perfectly still with their arms hanging loosely by their sides as they stare dumbly at the play unfolding around them.

    During these moments of faze out, the turf actually grows between and over their toes and gives the sufferer the appearance of being root bound to the spot.

    Sufferers are rarely ever actually root bound, unless they are in a committed relationship. Partners of these people should be committed.
     
  12. Christol74

    Christol74 Active Member

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    Turf Toe is a predictable condition that usually occurs after a huge day on the piss at Randwick enjoying the site of Black Caviar destroying another field of inferior ponies.

    You know you're gonna drink so much you'll wake up with bad case of gout so to give the coach warning you call a pre-emptive 'Turf Toe'
     
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  13. Utility Player

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    Its probably gout.
     
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