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World Records?

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by The Wheel, Feb 28, 2005.

  1. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    WORLD RECORDS
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    > Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
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    > Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
    > in the world."
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    > Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
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    > Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the
    > world."
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    > They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their
    > claims verified.
    >
    > Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy.
    > "It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world,"
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    > Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the
    > smallest person in the world."
    >
    > Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and simply stated,
    > "Who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles?"
     
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    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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