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Why Men Shouldn't Bother

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Canteen Worker, Mar 29, 2006.

  1. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Why Men Shouldn't Bother

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

    "I'd love to be eight again." she replied.

    On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.

    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park:
    * the Death Slide,

    * the Wall of Fear,

    * the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,

    * every thing there was.

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    "I meant my dress size, you moron!"

    The moral of the story:

    "Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong."
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

    Amsterdam, The Netherlands
    +5,435 / 74
    Why Men Shouldn't Bother

    god damn what a great vision for a young man venturing into marriage!

    oh how I :pray: that I dont have that a head of me!

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