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What is in the water at Parra? (Norman story)

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by ManlyArmy, May 22, 2016.

  1. ManlyArmy

    ManlyArmy Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    BREAKING NEWS!

    Police are investigating star Parramatta Eels five-eighth Corey Norman after allegedly being found with several capsules at Star Casino on Friday night.
    The off-contract Norman allegedly produced a small container with several capsules inside after security guards stopped and subsequently searched him as he entered the Pyrmont venue just before 11pm.
    A spokesman for NSW police said the capsules had been sent to a laboratory for analysis.
    The incident came less than 72 hours before Norman and the Eels were due to face Melbourne Storm at Pirtek Stadium.

    Daily Telegraph
     
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  2. tookey

    tookey Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Gotta love parra and its **** players That is nearly the whole spine now in recent weeks. Peats released, Foran in the loony bin/TAB and now Norman.
     
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  3. CBreeagles

    CBreeagles Active Member

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    Ahhh parra the gift that keeps on giving. Just more to add to my thread Lol @ Parra. But seriously I thought the Amazing Dalai Super Coach was super strict and an amazing father figure who kept his boys in line.
     
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  4. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Hahahahaha this is just too funny
     
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  5. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    That place is lolz central. Too funny.
     
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  6. mjb136

    mjb136 MWSE fanatic Premium Member

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    Hahaha losing it. Love the implosion.
     
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  7. ManlyArmy

    ManlyArmy Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  8. CBreeagles

    CBreeagles Active Member

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    Just an update his mate was found with the pills and the police only want to interview him.
     
  9. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Hopefully the unnamed mate was Semi Radradra... Or even better Brad Arthur...
     
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  10. yokahontas

    yokahontas Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, that's the smart way to do it - one guy carries the pingers and agrees to take the rap for it if he gets caught. The rich NRL player can give him a hand with his legal bills @;)
     
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  11. Pablo

    Pablo Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Even if it was him he only has to claim to have mental health issues and he gets a free ride with pats on the back the whole way
     
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  12. Woodsie

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    It's an easy solve.

    If he disappears after mondays game to a rehab facility. He is guilty.

    If he stays. He is innocent.
     
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  13. yokahontas

    yokahontas Well-Known Member

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    If the pills turn out to have been Norman's, it was probably him who hacked Kieran's TAB account and blew all that money as well.

    We need a scapegoat over here!
     
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  14. Woodsie

    Woodsie played strong, done good.

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    Ask and you will receive.

    It's Barretts fault.
     
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  15. Little Grubber Kick

    Little Grubber Kick Active Member

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    Pretty much like this.....and the thing to know about the 'Guilty but we'll get you out of town until it blows over' option is that it comes with the 'we expect you to do a brain explosion thingy in a crucial match at some time in the future' string attached.........
     
  16. Terry Zarsoff

    Terry Zarsoff Well-Known Member

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    Q. What's in the water at Parra?

    A. Faecalmatta.
     
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  17. qldeagle

    qldeagle Well-Known Member

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    Could this get any funnier. Step right up step right up, come and ride the Parra circus. They've got the bearded lady, the clown who spends more than he earns, the pill juggler and the woman with 3 breasts.
     
  18. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    More posts for the Lol thread , it's certainly the gift that keeps giving!!
     
  19. HoldenV8

    HoldenV8 Well-Known Member

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    Its ok.

    Norman will be in rehab by tomorrow morning. By Tuesday morning he will have 'retired' from the game at which point the NRL will allow doesn't-matta to remove the final half of his 2016 salary to come off the cap. They'll then re-sign him from 2017 at the end of this year in what will be touted by the media as a miracle comeback.
     

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