What is in the water at Parra? (Norman story)

[ManlyArmy]

BREAKING NEWS!

Police are investigating star Parramatta Eels five-eighth Corey Norman after allegedly being found with several capsules at Star Casino on Friday night.
The off-contract Norman allegedly produced a small container with several capsules inside after security guards stopped and subsequently searched him as he entered the Pyrmont venue just before 11pm.
A spokesman for NSW police said the capsules had been sent to a laboratory for analysis.
The incident came less than 72 hours before Norman and the Eels were due to face Melbourne Storm at Pirtek Stadium.

Daily Telegraph

 

[tookey]

Gotta love parra and its **** players That is nearly the whole spine now in recent weeks. Peats released, Foran in the loony bin/TAB and now Norman.

 

[CBreeagles]

Ahhh parra the gift that keeps on giving. Just more to add to my thread Lol @ Parra. But seriously I thought the Amazing Dalai Super Coach was super strict and an amazing father figure who kept his boys in line.

 

[MadMarcus]

Hahahahaha this is just too funny

 

[Chip and Chase]

That place is lolz central. Too funny.

 

[mjb136]

Hahaha losing it. Love the implosion.

 

[ManlyArmy]

 

[CBreeagles]

Just an update his mate was found with the pills and the police only want to interview him.

 

[andyvb]

This made me laugh

https://twitter.com/7NewsSydney/status/734202780395524096

 

[MadMarcus]

Just an update his mate was found with the pills and the police only want to interview him.

Hopefully the unnamed mate was Semi Radradra... Or even better Brad Arthur...

 

[yokahontas]

Just an update his mate was found with the pills and the police only want to interview him.

Yeah, that's the smart way to do it - one guy carries the pingers and agrees to take the rap for it if he gets caught. The rich NRL player can give him a hand with his legal bills

 

[Pablo]

Even if it was him he only has to claim to have mental health issues and he gets a free ride with pats on the back the whole way

 

[Woodsie]

It's an easy solve.

If he disappears after mondays game to a rehab facility. He is guilty.

If he stays. He is innocent.

 

[yokahontas]

If the pills turn out to have been Norman's, it was probably him who hacked Kieran's TAB account and blew all that money as well.

We need a scapegoat over here!

 

[Woodsie]

If the pills turn out to have been Norman's, it was probably him who hacked Kieran's TAB account and blew all that money as well.

We need a scapegoat over here!

Ask and you will receive.

It's Barretts fault.

 

[Little Grubber Kick]

It's an easy solve.

If he disappears after mondays game to a rehab facility. He is guilty.

If he stays. He is innocent.

Pretty much like this.....and the thing to know about the 'Guilty but we'll get you out of town until it blows over' option is that it comes with the 'we expect you to do a brain explosion thingy in a crucial match at some time in the future' string attached.........

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

Q. What's in the water at Parra?

A. Faecalmatta.

 

[qldeagle]

Could this get any funnier. Step right up step right up, come and ride the Parra circus. They've got the bearded lady, the clown who spends more than he earns, the pill juggler and the woman with 3 breasts.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

More posts for the Lol thread , it's certainly the gift that keeps giving!!

 

[HoldenV8]

Its ok.

Norman will be in rehab by tomorrow morning. By Tuesday morning he will have 'retired' from the game at which point the NRL will allow doesn't-matta to remove the final half of his 2016 salary to come off the cap. They'll then re-sign him from 2017 at the end of this year in what will be touted by the media as a miracle comeback.